The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

Author
The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal (Read 240,206 times)

Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 02:37:26 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 02:15:33 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 01:59:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 01:43:44 AM
This is normally settled with sniffing butts or finger licking.

You're talking about the chocolate bunnies, right?

Yes indeed.

Well, good.

Still . . . just bite the chocolate, don't flipping sniff it.

I don't have the strength.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 03:06:38 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 02:37:26 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 02:15:33 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 01:59:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 01:43:44 AM
This is normally settled with sniffing butts or finger licking.

You're talking about the chocolate bunnies, right?

Yes indeed.

Well, good.

Still . . . just bite the chocolate, don't flipping sniff it.

I don't have the strength.

Fine. 'Ski will break the chocolate for you. I think those are the hollow ones anyway.

Huggs

No, for sniffing.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 05:02:28 PM
No, for sniffing.

. . .

Break it over his skull.

Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 05:02:28 PM
No, for sniffing.

. . .

Break it over his skull.

Okay.

Wow, that's some hard chocolate. I think he's dead.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 05:05:57 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 05:02:28 PM
No, for sniffing.

. . .

Break it over his skull.

Okay.

Wow, that's some hard chocolate. I think he's dead.

He'll be fine. Worse has happened.

An ammo bag once exploded near him. Some chocolate should be fine.

Wait, were you talking about Voodoo?

Huggs

No, he's really dead this time.

He was old you know?

You go eat some chocolate, and the boys and I will hide the body.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 05:22:19 PM
No, he's really dead this time.

He was old you know?

You go eat some chocolate, and the boys and I will hide the body.

You freaking busted my Bowski?

Huggs

I don't know what you're talking about.

What's a Bowski? (Kicks dirt over drag marks)

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 06:34:48 PM
I don't know what you're talking about.

What's a Bowski? (Kicks dirt over drag marks)

Wierzbowski. My bodyguard. You (and much of the fanbase) called him "Bowski."

Huggs

Never heard of him.

(Tosses bloody chocolate bar in the acid pit)

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:06:37 PM
Never heard of him.

(Tosses bloody chocolate bar in the acid pit)

You were talking to him a few hours ago.

Huggs

I was at home watching TV.

(Chucks a wallet and cellphone in the furnace)

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:16:59 PM
I was at home watching TV.

(Chucks a wallet and cellphone in the furnace)

He got my coffee from your shop a couple days ago.

Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 07:21:21 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:16:59 PM
I was at home watching TV.

(Chucks a wallet and cellphone in the furnace)

He got my coffee from your shop a couple days ago.

Don't own one.

(Tosses garbage bags into furnace, starts unbuttoning pants)

Now if you'd excuse me, I have to change my clothes.

AvPGalaxy: About | Contact | Cookie Policy | Manage Cookie Settings | Privacy Policy | Legal Info
Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube Patreon RSS Feed
Contact: General Queries | Submit News