The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

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Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:35:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 02:01:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 01:49:09 PM
No walnuts.

They're getting crumbs of dried whole-wheat bread.

Whole wheat bread? You spoil them!

Spoiler
I knew it! You do love them! ♡
[close]

It's stale.

Ah. Then, cancel my last statement.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 02:38:09 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:35:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 02:01:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 01:49:09 PM
No walnuts.

They're getting crumbs of dried whole-wheat bread.

Whole wheat bread? You spoil them!

Spoiler
I knew it! You do love them! ♡
[close]

It's stale.

Ah. Then, cancel my last statement.

You get . . . a stale bran muffin.

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:58:43 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 02:38:09 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:35:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 02:01:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 01:49:09 PM
No walnuts.

They're getting crumbs of dried whole-wheat bread.

Whole wheat bread? You spoil them!

Spoiler
I knew it! You do love them! ♡
[close]

It's stale.

Ah. Then, cancel my last statement.

You get . . . a stale bran muffin.

No Tuna Melt on Pumpernickel??




TheSailingRabbit

That's Wierzbowski's lunch, no.

Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 03:24:48 PM
That's Wierzbowski's lunch, no.

Poor bast*rd.

TheSailingRabbit


Huggs



TheSailingRabbit


Voodoo Magic

It was born bad.

Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 10:13:21 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 10:01:08 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 09:59:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 09:58:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 03:24:48 PM
That's Wierzbowski's lunch, no.

Poor bast*rd.

Are you saying I can't cook?

No. It's just the pumpernickel.

Did the bread go bad?

No, Pumpernickel is just yucky.

But you love it, so I'll cut it some slack.

Voodoo Magic

No Pumpernickel is born bad. A slice even threatened me once. I had to call the cops.

Huggs

Did officer whole wheat respond?

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 10:22:55 PM
Did officer whole wheat respond?

You bet it did. White and Rye did squat, but whole wheat punched pumpernickel in the face, then dipped me and proceeded to french kiss me with curled salami.

#MostRomanticDayEver

Huggs

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 10:30:07 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 10:22:55 PM
Did officer whole wheat respond?

You bet it did. White and Rye did squat, but whole wheat punched pumpernickel in the face, then dipped me and proceeded to french kiss me with curled salami.

#MostRomanticDayEver

Tongue with whole wheat?

That sounds a little gross.

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