The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

It was intercepted by the sisters.

. . .

Dammit.

[Huggs]

I'll send a donut bag filled with horsesh*t, and hope they eat it.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'll send a donut bag filled with horsesh*t, and hope they eat it.

Make sure Voodoo doesn't get it on accident.

[Huggs]

He should be able to tell the difference.

[TheSailingRabbit]

He should be able to tell the difference.

This is Voodoo we're talking about.

[Huggs]

I'll put a hazardous materials sticker on it.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'll put a hazardous materials sticker on it.

Hope and pray it works.

Do I get a refund, or should I put in a new order for coffee?

[Huggs]

 I drew a happy little turd on it, just in case.

And you were never charged.

[TheSailingRabbit]

You were never charged.

Oh.

Well, in that case, I'll put in another order of Dufresne Decaf with a shot of hazelnut, and send Wierzbowski to pick it up.

[Huggs]

Never heard of him.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Never heard of him.

You'll know when he walks in the door. Tall, well-built, good shoulders, dark hair. Hell, set off a firework in the back; if he jumps, that's him.

Just give him the coffee and don't ask questions.

[Huggs]

I'll have the cashier keep some sparklers lit.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'll have the cashier keep some sparklers lit.

Right. Ring me when it's received and paid for. We have good reception underground ever since we uprooted the monkey bars.

[Huggs]

That was you?

[TheSailingRabbit]

That was you?

Yeah.

It was badly damaged in the Food War. Couldn't save it.