The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

The fuzzy ones I can handle.

It's the gangly ones that scare me to death.

I once fought a wolf spider with a can of wd40 and a lighter. I doused it with a redneck flamethrower, and it just laughed at me.

https://i.gifer.com/uFt.gif

In that spiders defense, that's Scarlett Johansson in there.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Screw this. I'm out.

[Voodoo Magic]

If I weren't drunk I'd think you all be crazy

We are crazy when you're not drunk.

Exsqueeze me? Your what hurts?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/Chris-Rock-HUH-WTF.gif

Voodoo! I almost started thinking I scared you away with that latest video I posted.

Hickery dickery dock Dice? Nooooo. I'm liquored any cat.

[Huggs]

Screw this. I'm out.

Will you at least leave the cake?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Screw this. I'm out.

Will you at least leave the cake?

No.

You haven't earned it.

[Huggs]

Screw this. I'm out.

Will you at least leave the cake?

No.

You haven't earned it.

You cake tease.

[Voodoo Magic]

Screw this. I'm out.

Will you at least leave the cake?

No.

You haven't earned it.

You earned it. You're the best wabbit ai know.

[The Old One]

Spiders are the same as any other creature, fearing them is irrational. They do not love or hate you.

[Voodoo Magic]

wtf with the spiders!

[TheSailingRabbit]

Screw this. I'm out.

Will you at least leave the cake?

No.

You haven't earned it.

You cake tease.

I'm taking this cake with me. Packing my bags and going.

Run the kingdom for me.

[Huggs]

Screw this. I'm out.

Will you at least leave the cake?

No.

You haven't earned it.

You cake tease.

I'm taking this cake with me. Packing my bags and going.

Run the kingdom for me.

Where will you go?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Screw this. I'm out.

Will you at least leave the cake?

No.

You haven't earned it.

You cake tease.

I'm taking this cake with me. Packing my bags and going.

Run the kingdom for me.

Where will you go?

Over the fence. Be with my wild people.

Watch over Drake.

[Huggs]

Spiders are the same as any other creature, fearing them is irrational. They do not love or hate you.

I know. They're just icky, that's all.

Screw this. I'm out.

Will you at least leave the cake?

No.

You haven't earned it.

You cake tease.

I'm taking this cake with me. Packing my bags and going.

Run the kingdom for me.

Where will you go?

Over the fence. Be with my wild people.

Watch over Drake.

I understand. Leave a trail of cake, so I can find you if you get lost.

[Samhain13]

[Huggs]

https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/intermediary/f/ce83256e-9e6e-4745-b356-2d99b35e1ad3/dcs1ilp-dc240136-2490-4a9b-838d-896886f1a21b.jpg/v1/fill/w_401,h_350,q_70,strp/spider_xenomorph_by_risen_from_the_ruins_dcs1ilp-350t.jpg

I could get behind that.

With a flamethrower.

I can't wait until tomorrow is over, so I can use this all the time.