The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

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The Old One

The Old One

#2550
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 18, 2019, 12:04:08 PM
What's crackalackin', homegirl?

Good things, I hope.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:09:27 AM
Hold!

....Fire on my mark!

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/108/590x/478964993-474854.jpg

2nd battalion, prepare to move in!



Go around the cucumbers! Around!

No, don't eat them!

Where are those bread bombs?!

Huggs

Huggs

#2552
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 19, 2019, 01:09:54 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 18, 2019, 12:04:08 PM
What's crackalackin', homegirl?

Good things, I hope.

Get down lady!!!


Status report: We have successfully disrupted the enemy's supply lines.



And their left flank is on the brink of collapsing.

Huggs

Huggs

#2553
Prisoner interrogation has not yet produced substantial results.




And we caught this one trying to enter with some sort of whole wheat device.


Huggs

Huggs

#2554
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 19, 2019, 01:35:02 AM
Wheat, I know wheat.

Oh, you think you know but...you know.

(Gasp) where'd she go?!

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:28:19 AM
And we caught this one trying to enter with some sort of whole wheat device.



I didn't think I would ever have to do this, but . . . I must, if our best man is to return.

*opens box of Cadbury Creme Eggs*

Unwrap, and throw, Wierzbowski. Clock 'em in the skull, if you can.

*bunny battle cry*

The Old One

The Old One

#2556


Spoiler


[close]

Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 01:38:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:28:19 AM
And we caught this one trying to enter with some sort of whole wheat device.



I didn't think I would ever have to do this, but . . . I must, if our best man is to return.

*opens box of Cadbury Creme Eggs*

Unwrap, and throw, Wierzbowski. Clock 'em in the skull, if you can.

*bunny battle cry*

Cadbury's?



Fire everything!!!




Release the titans!


TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:50:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 01:38:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:28:19 AM
And we caught this one trying to enter with some sort of whole wheat device.



I didn't think I would ever have to do this, but . . . I must, if our best man is to return.

*opens box of Cadbury Creme Eggs*

Unwrap, and throw, Wierzbowski. Clock 'em in the skull, if you can.

*bunny battle cry*

Cadbury's?



Fire everything!!!




Release the titans!



Puncture them with the carrot, Hudson! I want pumpkin guts all over the grounds!

Dive, Wierzbowski! Those peppers will wreak havoc on your GI tract!

I have to rescue Drake! Someone cover me! *slings a Twinkie*

Huggs



Your army stands on the brink of defeat.

Your heroes have fallen.



Our victory is all but assured.

Surrender, and let us bring peace to our isles.

Can we not coexist?

The Old One

The Old One

#2560
Of course!

Spoiler

Haha, No.

Gotcha.
[close]

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:06:16 AM


Your army stands on the brink of defeat.

Your heroes have fallen.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/42/Bogs_Hospitalized.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160427205605

Our victory is all but assured.

Surrender, and let us bring peace to our isles.

Can we not coexist?

What are your terms? Will you give us your prisoners, unharmed?

Huggs

Huggs

#2562
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 19, 2019, 02:10:58 AM
Of course!

Spoiler

Haha, No.

Gotcha.
[close]

It is imperative that we reach agreement.

The longer we drag this out, there more we all suffer.

Sergeant!

Educate the prisoner!



Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 02:12:04 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:06:16 AM


Your army stands on the brink of defeat.

Your heroes have fallen.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/42/Bogs_Hospitalized.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160427205605

Our victory is all but assured.

Surrender, and let us bring peace to our isles.

Can we not coexist?

What are your terms? Will you give us your prisoners, unharmed?

Oh yes, of course.

Take him, he's yours. Do be careful, some thing's are only slightly still attached.

My terms are simple. We shall control everything south of the wheat bread, and our shipments of condiments will arrive unmolested. In return, we offer our alliance in times of trouble, and a guarantee of peace.

TheSailingRabbit

TheSailingRabbit

#2563
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:16:10 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 19, 2019, 02:10:58 AM
Of course!

Spoiler

Haha, No.

Gotcha.
[close]

It is imperative that we reach agreement.

The longer we drag this out, there more we all suffer.

Sergeant!

Educate the prisoner!

https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-20-2015/I5W3rz.gif

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 02:12:04 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:06:16 AM


Your army stands on the brink of defeat.

Your heroes have fallen.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/42/Bogs_Hospitalized.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160427205605

Our victory is all but assured.

Surrender, and let us bring peace to our isles.

Can we not coexist?

What are your terms? Will you give us your prisoners, unharmed?

Oh yes, of course.

Take him, he's yours. Do be careful, some thing's are only slightly still attached.

My terms are simple. We shall control everything south of the wheat bread, and our shipments of condiments will arrive unmolested. In return, we offer our alliance in times of trouble, and a guarantee of peace.

This isn't what we meant by unharmed.

Have your control, but a fraction of your condiment profits will be wired to us to pay for treatment until said treatment is complete.

Huggs

It is the cost of war.

Do you think I wanted this?

See my terms above. Let us make peace.

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