What made you unhappy today?

[Corporal Hicks]

So Friday I bunked off work early to go into town to meet the lady to do a little bit of shopping. Her car wouldn't start, and I left my wallet at work. She's had her car for about 5 days, it was a gift off her mother which was lovely. But it's been sat on the drive for half a year without being turned on. Turned out it was the starter motor, as it'd only start with a bump start. We managed to get it home. Then wake up the next morning to find out someone had hit her car in the night, dinting the wing enough that her car door can't be opened... 

[Voodoo Magic]

Well that's awful. I'd swear you were describing a sitcom if I didn't know better.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I didn't sleep at all last night.

[Whiskeybrewer]

Really havent been in the right head space the past couple of days

[Huggs]

So Friday I bunked off work early to go into town to meet the lady to do a little bit of shopping. Her car wouldn't start, and I left my wallet at work. She's had her car for about 5 days, it was a gift off her mother which was lovely. But it's been sat on the drive for half a year without being turned on. Turned out it was the starter motor, as it'd only start with a bump start. We managed to get it home. Then wake up the next morning to find out someone had hit her car in the night, dinting the wing enough that her car door can't be opened... 

She's street racing while you sleep.

[Local Trouble]

A person I used to respect just said "your guys's" in a professional context.

[Voodoo Magic]

A person I used to respect just said "your guys's" in a professional context.

I never heard anything more wronger in my life.

[SM]

A person I used to respect just said "your guys's" in a professional context.

Maybe they meant the different masks one wears when different people, for all the world's stage and all that.

[Local Trouble]

But it's an affront to the Queen's English.

[Huggs]

That's because it's Kings Speech.

[Kimarhi]

Come to the south where we barely speak English. 

[The Old One]

Come to County Cork where even I don't understand them.

[Huggs]

Come to the south where we barely speak English. 

Ain't no shame in it. Ey got deirs, and we got ar'n.

[Local Trouble]

Come to the south where we barely speak English.

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTAixVJyBj0

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[Huggs]

The great thing about the south is that we can kind of speak English (when we want to), but we also speak southern. So in certain situations, we can communicate with each other, but ya'll city folk won't know what the hell we're talkin' about.

If you're in a parking lot somewhere down here, and the guys by the Redbox machine stop talking about the electoral college and start sounding like Boomhauer, I suggest you hightail it on outta there.