The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

The super secret super soldier program rebuilt him after the incident at shawshank. Thawed after years of cryogenic preservation, he was drafted into service aboard the enterprise. After a misunderstanding that involved Captain Kirk and a non lubricated dildo, he was arrested and stripped of his rank.

Rumor has it that he was subsequently spared the death penalty by choosing to serve in the Colonial Marine Corp under a pseudonym. Protecting colonists from their own virginity and hunting bugs across the @$$hole of the universe.

[TheSailingRabbit]

The super secret super soldier program rebuilt him after the incident at shawshank. Thawed after years of cryogenic preservation, he was drafted into service aboard the enterprise. After a misunderstanding that involved Captain Kirk and a non lubricated dildo, he was arrested and stripped of his rank.

Rumor has it that he was subsequently spared the death penalty by choosing to serve in the Colonial Marine Corp under a pseudonym. Protecting colonists from their own virginity and hunting bugs across the @$$hole of the universe.

Thank you for explaining this, Huggs.

[Huggs]

The super secret super soldier program rebuilt him after the incident at shawshank. Thawed after years of cryogenic preservation, he was drafted into service aboard the enterprise. After a misunderstanding that involved Captain Kirk and a non lubricated dildo, he was arrested and stripped of his rank.

Rumor has it that he was subsequently spared the death penalty by choosing to serve in the Colonial Marine Corp under a pseudonym. Protecting colonists from their own virginity and hunting bugs across the @$$hole of the universe.

Thank you for explaining this, Huggs.

"It was my duty"

And all of that is now Canon, by the way.

Every Rolston is part of the same Rolston bloodline.

Its the Rolston Effect.

[Local Trouble]

[TheSailingRabbit]

The super secret super soldier program rebuilt him after the incident at shawshank. Thawed after years of cryogenic preservation, he was drafted into service aboard the enterprise. After a misunderstanding that involved Captain Kirk and a non lubricated dildo, he was arrested and stripped of his rank.

Rumor has it that he was subsequently spared the death penalty by choosing to serve in the Colonial Marine Corp under a pseudonym. Protecting colonists from their own virginity and hunting bugs across the @$$hole of the universe.

Thank you for explaining this, Huggs.

"It was my duty"

And all of that is now Canon, by the way.

Every Rolston is part of the same Rolston bloodline.

Its the Rolston Effect.

Basically, this means Drake completely and shamelessly owns Hudson's bum in the Ultimate Badass department.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Going out for seafood dinner, and having a peanut butter cake.

Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?

[Voodoo Magic]

Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?

[Baron Von Marlon]

Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?

https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif

http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=peanut+butter+cake+recipe

[Voodoo Magic]

Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?

https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif

http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=peanut+butter+cake+recipe

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/CAAAAMXQzopRGAmB/s-l300.jpg

[TheSailingRabbit]

Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?

https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif

Yes, it does have chocolate.

[Voodoo Magic]

Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?

https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif

Yes, it does have chocolate.

Too late. As a big peanut butter fan, getting that information was like pulling teeth, and now I equate peanut butter to dental work and it's inedible.

That's the last time I offer to get you Terminator for your birthday!

[TheSailingRabbit]

Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?

https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif

Yes, it does have chocolate.

Too late. As a big peanut butter fan, getting that information was like pulling teeth, and now I equate peanut butter to dental work and it's inedible.

That's the last time I offer to get you Terminator for your birthday!

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I'll find it today.

[Local Trouble]

Maybe you should buy it online.

[Voodoo Magic]

Maybe you should buy it online.

A dangerous game you play. 

[TheSailingRabbit]

Right. It's not funny anymore. Really not worth my energy explaining myself anymore.