'That's what she said!' Jokes for A and P movies.

[Kel G 426]

@OmegaZilla

  Please just offer one line per post, for the sake of thread longevity.

[Bad Replicant]

@OmegaZilla

  Please just offer one line per post, for the sake of thread longevity.

He can't help himself. He's got a filthy, filthy mind.

[Nightmare Asylum]

Buh.

[OmegaZilla]

@OmegaZilla

  Please just offer one line per post, for the sake of thread longevity.

Well ok. *Erases a bunch*

He can't help himself. He's got a filthy, filthy mind.

Mission_Terminate.

[Kel G 426]

Well ok. *Erases a bunch*

Thanks, dude.

[MrSpaceJockey]

"Dont hold it like that, hold it like this! You're gonna kill someone you f**king moron!"

[TJ Doc]

"I ain't got time to bleed."

Eurgh! Eww. 

[Kel G 426]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[OmegaZilla]

'Come on, cat'.

[Bad Replicant]

"How long till it blows?"

[MrSpaceJockey]

"ETA,  SIIIIIXTEEN MINUTES!"

[First Blood]

"No sport." 

[TheMonolith]

Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

[MrSpaceJockey]

"It looks like some kind of secreted resin."

[BANE]

"What do you put in this shit, battery acid?"