Well it all happened in the span of about 30 seconds but it was something else.
I was pulling out of a store parking lot today, and got stuck in a line of cars that were waiting to pull out. Naturally, a domestic issue started up right next to my car. Some dude yelling at what I can only assume was his girlfriend. He starts swinging the bags that are in his hand, as the happy couple begin circling each other. I'm starting to chuckle alittle because it's so damn dramatic and hilarious.
Then he starts to drop the f-bombs and certain four letter names for the female gender. And I mean he was screaming at the top of his lungs. And bless his heart, there was this one scrawny lookin dude that was standing not 4 feet away from the whole thing, texting on his phone and not giving a damn about the show that was going on right behind him.
So the guy swings the bags one more time, and knocks over a large metal ashtray. It's the kind that has a long thin tube coming up out of it. So he grabs it like a baseball bat, and swings, and I mean he really swung it, and missed. At this point shit has started to get serious, and I'm thinking somebody could get hurt. So he rears back to throw it, and loses his grip on it and it flies backwards towards a wall. Which was hilarious and a good thing because he would've hit my car. It was at that point, the guy on the phone decided it was time to get out of dodge.
So the psycho comes at the chick, and she maces him. Point blank. And I mean he got a heavy dose. She casually walks away, as the line of cars finally moves while some store employee is on her walkie-talkie telling somebody to call the cops.
So I'm just driving away, and he's back there, just hamming it up and acting like he's dyin'. He's got his hands on his face and screamin' "Lawd Jesus! Oh God, Help Me Lawd!" And he's trying to run and he's tripping over all kinds of displays. Then he made it to the shovel rack, grabbed ahold of it, then let go, turned and fell backwards into it. I had to pull over and stop because I was laughing so hard. He was wreaking more havoc than a bad construction crew. And it just went on and on.
The cops had him pinned down when I drove back by while leaving town. He ran the gauntlet though. Funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
