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[DoomRulz]

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your c**t?" "f**k off, no you can't smell my c**t!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".

[Crazy Rich]

Lame.

[Corporal Hicks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMHMFLnX9OE

Doom shared this on FB. I cannot stop laughing at it.

[Corporal Hicks]

I still can't get over this one. I keep rewatching it and pissing myself. 

[whiterabbit]

It's not really that funny.

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your c**t?" "f**k off, no you can't smell my c**t!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".

And am I missing some context here?

[Corporal Hicks]

It's not really that funny.

Different strokes. I find it hilarious.

[DoomRulz]

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your c**t?" "f**k off, no you can't smell my c**t!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".

And am I missing some context here?

No. It's just a random encounter. Anyway, new joke below.

A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The bartender asks, "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

[whiterabbit]

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your c**t?" "f**k off, no you can't smell my c**t!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".

And am I missing some context here?

No. It's just a random encounter. Anyway, new joke below.

A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The bartender asks, "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Now that's just sicking... lol.

[DoomRulz]

It does make sense if you think about it

[whiterabbit]

Not if you actually understand vampire lore... vampires cannot drink day old blood. Not to mention the tampon would absorb the water too!



Well I suppose he could hold the wet tampon overhead and squeeze the juices err tea out and down into his waiting mouth...

[DoomRulz]

Considering Twilight already f**ked up everything we knew about vampire lore, I wouldn't be surprised.

[DoomRulz]

I shouldn't discuss it.

[whiterabbit]

Yea no one should discuss twilight.

[DoomRulz]

Haha, never

While we're here, another (and a bit political, given recent events):

Spoiler

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell.

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[whiterabbit]

Haha, never

While we're here, another (and a bit political, given recent events):

Spoiler

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell.

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Spoiler

That still doesn't explain the half dozen built holes in his back.

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