Best pic of an Alien

[DoomRulz]

That's cos you don't have Dallas Balls (TM) and I do.

Dallas was in Requiem

So nerr.

[SM]

Faux Dallas didn't have Dallas Balls (TM). 

[SpaceMarines]

They can kill a woman with a single shot! Dense as neutron stars, they be!

[DoomRulz]

And what makes up Dallas Ballas (TM), oh wise one?

[SM]

Neutron stars - he already said.

[DoomRulz]

Meh, Faux Dallas has balls of steel. Good enough for me.

[SpaceMarines]

No he didn't; you need to do brave, ballsy things to have that.

[DoomRulz]

He went after Aliens with one gun. I'd say that's ballsy.

[SpaceMarines]

Dallas went into an enclosed space without fully knowing what he was up against, with a home-made flamethrower, a so-so motion tracker, and did so when he could have let someone else do it for him.

Fake Dallas was in the open with a Predator gun.

[DoomRulz]

Fake Dallas didn't know what he was up against either. And he didn't have to do it either...he just felt like he needed to. No motion tracker either.

[SpaceMarines]

I'll let SM handle this; he was so good in the Dallas vs. Fake Dallas thread.

[SM]

To paraphrase a wise man, a third of the tonnage of the Nostromo was taken up by the the weight of Dallas' balls.

And his space suit could barely contain the awesomeness of his beard.

Captain Dallas - Beware of cheap imitations.

[OmegaZilla]

I'll take fleshy pics and floppy dreads over giant stomach vagina any day of the week.

What stomach vagina? Never seen something like that in Alien: Resurrection.

[SiL]

To paraphrase a wise man, a third of the tonnage of the Nostromo was taken up by the the weight of Dallas' balls.

To quote that sculpted, radiant, charming, woman-swooning Adonis of a man:

A third of the Nostromo's cargo's tonnage? Dallas' balls.

[Shasvre]

I f**king love this picture.



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