Well, shit. I've seen that 146 times but only now do I realise that is a miniature model as opposed to a full scale one.
There is one thing wrong with how it's positioned. You can't see the tip of the tail.
Wait. Pictures - with hilarious captions!
"Noo, plastic wrapper, my only weakness!"
Left: Ahaha, rock beats scissors, I win!!
Right: That's f**king unfair man, I can't do anything else with these friggin claws!
"Greenman!"
"Now sit in the corner and think about what you've done mister!"
"HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT THIS GUY'S ABS. CHECK OUT THOSE ABS. YOU WANT THOSE ABS? WELL THEN YOU NEED TO GET AB MAKER 5000 FOR ONLY 149,99."
"Right hand on yellow!"
"You need to spend more time with the kids!"
"Yes, darling."
This one doesn't need a caption. It's a f**king sword with an Alien head.
The pictures I found
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