We need you to make movies. And come to think of it, Roger and Jessica Rabbit woulda been cool too.
You know what, f**k, they could have done a little twist similar to "AW SHIT, ASH IS A ROBOT"-- how about: "Holy smokes, Weyland's a toon!"
Could have worked for a director's cut of Alien3 as well "DO YOU REMEMBER ME, RIPLEY!?"
Oh, I'm going to drink myself into a screaming, runny-nosed, crying mess before I sleep tonight. But yeah, James Woods, ladies and gentlementalmen. Would have been great in the Queen scenes.