Poll: AvP vs AvPR

Started by xenomorph36, Dec 26, 2007, 04:38:16 PM

Which AvP movie do you like better?

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MadassAlex

MadassAlex

#2220
Between ninjas.

DoomRulz

DoomRulz

#2221
Quote from: TJ Doc on Apr 18, 2010, 12:47:07 PM
Requiem is full of brief scuffles.  :D

As opposed to AvP's one "fight" and the one race at the end.

MadassAlex

MadassAlex

#2222
What's with the inverted commas?

'Twas a damn good fight.

TJ Doc

TJ Doc

#2223
And there's definitely more than two fights. I would count them all, but I'm far too lazy.

MadassAlex

MadassAlex

#2224
Three, really. Maybe four if we're being generous.

Celtic vs. Grid
Scar vs. Aliens
Scar gets tailstabbed and Lex is there to save the day
Scar/Lex vs. Queen

TJ Doc

TJ Doc

#2225
Preds vs Commandos

And a few brief knockabouts here and there.

DoomRulz

DoomRulz

#2226
Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 02:56:24 PM
What's with the inverted commas?

'Twas a damn good fight.

A damn good fight? It was a wrestling match, which started off with Celtic and Grid randomly swinging their limbs, in a vain attempt to strike each other. That scene was so damn embarrassing...if someone is looking to hit you, f**king move. Don't stand in one spot like a garden gnome.

Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 03:09:25 PM
Scar vs. Aliens

Wasn't really a fight, so much as it was a shooting gallery.

Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 03:09:25 PMScar gets tailstabbed and Lex is there to save the day

Wasn't a fight in any sense of the word.

Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 03:09:25 PMScar/Lex vs. Queen

That was a whole lot of running around.

OmegaZilla

OmegaZilla

#2227
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:13:18 PM
A damn good fight? It was a wrestling match, which started off with Celtic and Grid randomly swinging their limbs, in a vain attempt to strike each other. That scene was so damn embarrassing...if someone is looking to hit you, f**king move. Don't stand in one spot like a garden gnome.
:D
Predalien and AVPR aliens say hi.

DoomRulz

DoomRulz

#2228
Uh...

The Predalien threw Wolf into pipes, bit him in the shoulder, and pinned him up against said pipes. What's your point?

MadassAlex

MadassAlex

#2229
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:13:18 PM
A damn good fight? It was a wrestling match, which started off with Celtic and Grid randomly swinging their limbs, in a vain attempt to strike each other. That scene was so damn embarrassing...if someone is looking to hit you, f**king move. Don't stand in one spot like a garden gnome.

It was a good fight, and a pretty good representation of what two creatures that rely on quick kills would do if they got into an extended battles. I can run you through the events quickly:

- Grid pounces on Celtic, forcing him to the ground.
- Celtic uses a free hand to prevent Grid from using the inner jaw.
- Grid switches tactics and uses his tail to strike at Celtic, getting his tailblade stuck in the stone.
- Celtic cuts the end of Grid's tail off and uses Grid's pain reaction to push it off.
- Celtic swings Grid into a few stone pillars and throws him.
- Grid gets up and uses his bleeding tail to splatter Celtic with acid.
- Celtic rips his armour off and Grid uses this distraction to relocate.
- Grid pounces again, but Celtic reacts at the last second and nets him. Grid still hits him and they smash through a thin layer of stone to the chamber below.
- Celtic prepares to finish Grid off.
- Grid's acid blood eats the net.
- Grid overpowers Celtic and lands the finishing blow.

It's a good fight. There's progression, tension and a certain amount of unpredictability about it. It makes relevant use of each creature's major traits, such as their cunning, gear, attitudes and physical attributes. While remaining tense and unpredictable, it's a fight that's very specific to AvP - it wouldn't make a whole lot of sense for a creature from planet Xyphlon IV to have acid blood and to use it to destroy its enemy's amour. And one thing it did way, way better than AvPR was to credit each creature. AvPR portrays Aliens as pushovers. Wolf is a slow-thinking, slow-to-act combatant that relies on the Aliens being shit.
In AvP, Grid's one dangerous motherf**ker. He's actually a worthy combatant, and Celtic has to be fast-thinking and quick to act in order to fight him effectively. And to the credit of Predators everywhere, Celtic fights effectively - and almost wins - without his wristblades.

There's absolutely nothing standard or straight to that fight. It's context-sensitive and specific.

Everything I mentioned above is in stark contrast to AvPR. In that film, there's no tension to the battles once you learn the Predator will always win - which is early on. The Aliens don't behave intelligently, don't show a lot of strength and don't show a lot of consideration for their actions. They present themselves to armed opponents and, when they get the opportunity to strike, use ineffective attacks rather than damaging strikes.
Wolf himself is utter shit in a fight. He was not once convincing as a combatant, relying on the Aliens being slow and weak to hoist himself up. He left his back and flanks open all the time and was generally never ever decisive.
There's nothing specific to the fights that say "Alien and Predator". Wolf is a essentially just some asshole with some cool weapons. The Aliens are pack animals. No acid blood, no insane strength or resilience, no cunning. No f**king co-operation within the species, considering how Chet physically reprimands the Aliens for having the tenacity to try to be Aliens a smidge.

If AvPR had been true to each franchise, well, shit, let me just begin to list some of the things that would be different:

- Wolf wouldn't be a thick-headed brute, but a considered tactician.
- Wolf would very rarely take the Aliens in hand-to-hand combat, fearing both their physical advantages and acid blood.
- Wolf would've brought a spear with him. Seriously, it's a great anti-Alien weapon. It keeps them at a distance and can be thrown.
- Wolf would've done something unpredictable and clever at some point.
- And so would the Aliens.
- The battles would need major revisions to take into account all of the above. And for the better.

Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:13:18 PMWasn't really a fight, so much as it was a shooting gallery.

In you like, that can apply to AvPR, too. Sure, most of the plasma blasting had a bit of hand-to-hand to back it up, but if reliance on the plasma caster disqualifies a fight scene then you can cut AvPR's action in half.

Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:13:18 PMWasn't a fight in any sense of the word.

There was an attack and there was retaliation. Seems like a fight to me.

Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:13:18 PMThat was a whole lot of running around.

Along with Scar attacking the Queen, who then retaliated. And then Scar came back for more.

Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:22:30 PM
Uh...

The Predalien threw Wolf into pipes, bit him in the shoulder, and pinned him up against said pipes. What's your point?

That the Aliens of AvPR just stood around and allowed Wolf to slaughter them.

OmegaZilla

OmegaZilla

#2230
Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 03:38:32 PM
- Wolf would've brought a spear with him. Seriously, it's a great anti-Alien weapon. It keeps them at a distance and can be thrown.
Didn't he use one to stab an Alien's head?

Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 03:38:32 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:22:30 PM
Uh...

The Predalien threw Wolf into pipes, bit him in the shoulder, and pinned him up against said pipes. What's your point?

That the Aliens of AvPR just stood around and allowed Wolf to slaughter them.
Well, this, and the fact that the Predalien was straight up drooling and doing nothind else waiting for Wolf to do his cool strip tease alas fail Predator reference.

DoomRulz

DoomRulz

#2231
Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 03:38:32 PM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:13:18 PM
A damn good fight? It was a wrestling match, which started off with Celtic and Grid randomly swinging their limbs, in a vain attempt to strike each other. That scene was so damn embarrassing...if someone is looking to hit you, f**king move. Don't stand in one spot like a garden gnome.

It was a good fight, and a pretty good representation of what two creatures that rely on quick kills would do if they got into an extended battles. I can run you through the events quickly:

- Grid pounces on Celtic, forcing him to the ground.
- Celtic uses a free hand to prevent Grid from using the inner jaw.
- Grid switches tactics and uses his tail to strike at Celtic, getting his tailblade stuck in the stone.
- Celtic cuts the end of Grid's tail off and uses Grid's pain reaction to push it off.
- Celtic swings Grid into a few stone pillars and throws him.
- Grid gets up and uses his bleeding tail to splatter Celtic with acid.
- Celtic rips his armour off and Grid uses this distraction to relocate.
- Grid pounces again, but Celtic reacts at the last second and nets him. Grid still hits him and they smash through a thin layer of stone to the chamber below.
- Celtic prepares to finish Grid off.
- Grid's acid blood eats the net.
- Grid overpowers Celtic and lands the finishing blow.

You're right, for the most part. Everything up to Celtic kicking Grid off him would have been more exciting to see if Anderson could let go of his obsession with keeping the camera 2 inches away from everything, especially when the scenes are cutting in and out every few seconds to something different, at different angles.

Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 03:38:32 PMIt's a good fight. There's progression, tension and a certain amount of unpredictability about it. It makes relevant use of each creature's major traits, such as their cunning, gear, attitudes and physical attributes. While remaining tense and unpredictable, it's a fight that's very specific to AvP - it wouldn't make a whole lot of sense for a creature from planet Xyphlon IV to have acid blood and to use it to destroy its enemy's amour. And one thing it did way, way better than AvPR was to credit each creature. AvPR portrays Aliens as pushovers. Wolf is a slow-thinking, slow-to-act combatant that relies on the Aliens being shit.
In AvP, Grid's one dangerous motherf**ker. He's actually a worthy combatant, and Celtic has to be fast-thinking and quick to act in order to fight him effectively. And to the credit of Predators everywhere, Celtic fights effectively - and almost wins - without his wristblades.

It wasn't totally unpredictable; the one moment that really surprised me was when Celtic saw Grid coming out of the air and hit him with the net gun. At that point, it was a just a matter of time. And I knew
Grid was going to get out of it because, knowing how the netgun works, along with Grid's blood spilling onto it, you know he's going to get free, and combined with Anderson's admitted favourite in the Alien, you know he's going to win.

Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 03:38:32 PMIn you like, that can apply to AvPR, too. Sure, most of the plasma blasting had a bit of hand-to-hand to back it up, but if reliance on the plasma caster disqualifies a fight scene then you can cut AvPR's action in half.

When I picture a fight in my head, I see two beings getting into a physical battle up close and personal, not so much long range combat; could just be me though. But I see your point.

Quote from: MadassAlex on Apr 18, 2010, 03:38:32 PMThere was an attack and there was retaliation. Seems like a fight to me.

Then in discredit to Predators, a human saved his life. And it was uninteresting.

Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:13:18 PMAlong with Scar attacking the Queen, who then retaliated. And then Scar came back for more.

Yet it was Lex who did more damage, saved Scar's life again, and ultimately came up with the plan that finished the Queen off. And in even more discredit to Predators everywhere, it was a human who finished his fight.

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 18, 2010, 03:52:47 PM
Didn't he use one to stab an Alien's head?

Yup, in the pool.

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Apr 18, 2010, 03:52:47 PM
Well, this, and the fact that the Predalien was straight up drooling and doing nothind else waiting for Wolf to do his cool strip tease alas fail Predator reference.

Wolf wasn't actively engaging in that moment, so Chet was probably wondering what would happen next.

MadassAlex

MadassAlex

#2232
Which is, again, completely out-of-character for Aliens.

If the enemy is taking the time out to make themselves specifically less deadly, then get up and kill the shit out of them. Curiosity is secondary to survival, especially when it comes to a dude who's slaughtered a bunch of your homies.

Also, for comparison's sake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeuTbrjO3to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR9bhuIqdtc

OmegaZilla

OmegaZilla

#2233
Quote from: DoomRulz on Apr 18, 2010, 03:55:50 PM
Chet was probably wondering what would happen next.
Aliens don't wonder. Aliens are fast thinkers. Aliens do as much as they can do every second of their life, and are intelligent fighters with strong senses. So standing here waiting for the predator to take out his cool mask isn't exactly intelligent nor in the style of an alien.

See, the video MadAss posted shows it perfectly. The Predalien waits, end of.

MadassAlex

MadassAlex

#2234
Also note that Wolf and Chet spend a whole lot of time making lovemaking noises at one another - Celtic and Grid have some initial foreplay, but it's all business afterwards.

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