And there's the bell, as the ref goes flying past on a bar of soap. Somebody get him a passport cause he's outta here.
And the groaner strikes first with a wicked right hook! Those hooks, by the way, were supplied by Taco Bob's hair care and meat processing station in Roswell New Mexico.
But the hook comes loose! It flies into the crowd as he slips on an eyeball! The Trembler easily dodges the attempted attack. He's flying circles around the groaner!
He circles behind and goes in for a two fingered sneakaboo, but the Groaner is wise to his jive. He hits him with the dislocator. Oh, I can hear the bones crack from here as Big Green uses his own spinal column as a weapon against the Trembler.
He swirls the bones, sending the trembler into a brown tornadic wind, and hurls him into the corner post!
And he's saved by the bell as the first round comes to an explosive close.
We'll be right back after a short commercial break.
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