I haven't posted here in ages, but with Prometheus out, I thought I'd come back and check out some reviews by some knowledgeable fans.
I have one thing to say: Anyone comparing it to AvP and The Thing 2011, and even calling it worse, can eat themselves. Seriously. Just eat yourself until you implode like a sun collapsing in on itself. Because the only thing I can imagine sitting behind your monitors is a black hole of stupid, sucking in any intelligence and destroying it.