Halo

[Aeus]

Is it wrong that what annoys me most is the lack of junk armour?

[Nightmare Asylum]

Is it wrong that what annoys me most is the lack of junk armour?

Cortana's got that covered.

[Space Sweeper]

Is it wrong that what annoys me most is the lack of junk armour?

Cortana's got that covered.

...

[Nightmare Asylum]

Is it wrong that what annoys me most is the lack of junk armour?

Cortana's got that covered.

...

To be fair, I'm tired, and it seemed funnier in my head

[Space Sweeper]

No, I just didn't expect anything that sexually implicit from you. 

[Aeus]

I lol'd.

And then got saddened by the realisation that Chief is a 40 year old virgin who's in love with a computer construct.

No wonder he appeals to nerds so much. 

[Nightmare Asylum]

No, I just didn't expect anything that sexually implicit from you. 

Well, I had the opportunity.

And apparently, so does Cortana.

I lol'd.

And then got saddened by the realisation that Chief is a 40 year old virgin who's in love with a computer construct.

No wonder he appeals to nerds so much. 

Haha!

[Space Sweeper]

Must kill him to have that sexy voice in his ear head giving him nothing but combat strategy and enemy intel.

[Sharp Sticks]

And one-liners.

Sexy one-liners.

[Xenokiller]

Must kill him to have that sexy voice in his ear head giving him nothing but combat strategy and enemy intel.

Very much so

[Nightmare Asylum]

Must kill him to have that sexy voice in his ear head giving him nothing but combat strategy and enemy intel.

"Wake me, when you need me"
And just to be ready for when she wakes me, I'll remove my dick armor before going into cryo.

"Wake up John!"
"I'm here"
I'm so, definitely here

[Aeus]

Must kill him to have that sexy voice in his ear head giving him nothing but combat strategy and enemy intel.

He gets that cool feeling in his brain/spine as well. I imagine it's like an orgasm, but it never ends so that Chief is constantly being pleasured by Cortana's presence.

And I won't hear a word against it.

[Nightmare Asylum]

Must kill him to have that sexy voice in his ear head giving him nothing but combat strategy and enemy intel.

He gets that cool feeling in his brain/spine as well. I imagine it's like an orgasm, but it never ends so that Chief is constantly being pleasured by Cortana's presence.

And I won't hear a word against it.

Buh

[Space Sweeper]

Must kill him to have that sexy voice in his ear head giving him nothing but combat strategy and enemy intel.

He gets that cool feeling in his brain/spine as well. I imagine it's like an orgasm, but it never ends so that Chief is constantly being pleasured by Cortana's presence.

And I won't hear a word against it.

Oh man. 

I can only imagine how determined he was to get her back.


"Don't make a girl a promise... if you know you can't keep it."

(he turns off the frequency before the slipspace jump)

"awwwwwgghhghhghghggggwwww thank yooooooooou...."

[Aeus]

'We have to save Cortana'

'But the defence of Ear-'

'We have to save Cortana'

'I'm sorry Chief but the defence of Earth is our number one concern'

'BUT IT'S BEEN 5 DAYS'

'Not again Chief...'

'MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF MELONS'