Worst band around

[Magegg]

The name's "BrokeNCYDE".

Called by the critics "Slipknot meets Cher" and "the perfect picture of all the crap youth is fed on today", its genre is "Clunkcore", that's basically a mix between Emo, Hardcore, incorporating (terrible) elements of Hip-Hop, Dance, Electronic and Screamo.

Basically, a senseless aberration, both in conception and performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0#ws

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Fy8jVA3wk#ws

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhh0-IAf5xk#ws


My opinion: It sounds like my failed alcoholic Junior High students decided to do what they consider "cool music"!

[SM]

I lasted about 90 seconds into the first vid and all that came to mind was "AND NOW MY TIME IS WASTED!!!"

[Aspie]

The name's "BrokeNCYDE".

Called by the critics "Slipknot meets Cher" and "the perfect picture of all the crap youth is fed on today", its genre is "Clunkcore", that's basically a mix between Emo, Hardcore, incorporating (terrible) elements of Hip-Hop, Dance, Electronic and Screamo.

Basically, a senseless aberration, both in conception and performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0#ws

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCIirpjjtbI#ws

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhh0-IAf5xk#ws


My opinion: It sounds like my failed alcoholic Junior High students decided to do what they consider "cool music"!

I raged.

[Magegg]

And believe it or not, their debut album reached #86 on sales on the Billboard list.

[Aspie]

And believe it or not, their debut album reached #86 on sales on the Billboard list.

[Magegg]

Just listen the first 10 seconds of this piece of vomit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Fy8jVA3wk#ws

I guess I'm right when I say no one with good music taste could like this! XD

[SM]

I don't think it takes much to get to #86 on the charts.

This review from the NME was amusing though - "even if I caught Prince Harry and Gary Glitter adorned in Nazi regalia defecating through my grandmother's letterbox I would still consider making them listen to anything but this album too severe a punishment".

[Aspie]

I bet the youtube comments on these are amazing.

[Ratchetcomand]

God that was awful.

[SiL]

I lasted about 90 seconds into the first vid and all that came to mind was "AND NOW MY TIME IS WASTED!!!"

24 seconds.

I'm seeing some friends tonight. I should turn this into an endurance test. Person who holds out the longest gets a free bottle of their favourite alcohol.

[Rong]

These f**kers are still around I remember hearing this shit in 2007

I think they were classified as "crunk-core"

Sounds like a rejected music track from "Children of Men".

[Space Sweeper]

I'd needs some f**kin' Strawberry Cough to get through this shit, that's for damn sure...

[Prime113]

 

My buddy showed me Freeaxxx a few years ago. Laughed our ASSES off. 

Gah, thanks for the reminder Maggeg.

[Magegg]

I don't think it takes much to get to #86 on the charts.

This review from the NME was amusing though - "even if I caught Prince Harry and Gary Glitter adorned in Nazi regalia defecating through my grandmother's letterbox I would still consider making them listen to anything but this album too severe a punishment".

I found this description more accurate:

"the best worst best worst no way this is real but oh my god how could it not be bizarro-world where a band has formed with a get rich quick scheme/unholy trinity combining nu-rave with screamo and qua rapping with vocoder into a single song that is like a deadly vortex of everything that has existed in non-country pop music in the last 18 months and then mixed in some heinous sub-Cobrasnake-skank vibes and filmed it."

Also: http://aphexnobody.blog.co.uk/2009/04/28/brokencyde-the-new-low-in-the-alternative-music-world-6020198/

[Vepariga]

That was an assualt on the senses.