Daily Wolf Facts

[WisePredator]

NAAAAAAAHH  wolf going to became the NEW CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Stop your blasphemy, you're lucky Chuck Norris doesn't come here, otherwise he'll roundhouse kick you so hard that you'll think you're in another dimension!


EDIT: There is a missing scene in the end of AVP-R  where Wolf goes to Texas to meet this "Walker Texas Rannger"

[megachu17]

Chuck Norris doen't exist, Wolf just pretends he does.

Wolf killed Chuck Norris before either of them were born.

Chuck Norris once begged Wolf to spare him...Wolf didn't.

Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick Wolf but he died once his foot made contact, Wolf brought him back to life and killed him again.

[Scree]

Wolf was the reason why the Derelict Spacecraft crash landed on LV-426!

[Aeus]

Wolf created the Aliens, solely so he could be better than them.

[WisePredator]

Chuck Norris doen't exist, Wolf just pretends he does.

Wolf killed Chuck Norris before either of them were born.

Chuck Norris once begged Wolf to spare him...Wolf didn't.

You do realise these are all innacuracies... Chuck Norris is the king of awesome, and nobody could dethrone him... ever!

Oh and these are the facts

Chuck Norris Wolf doen't exist, Wolf Chuck Norris just pretends he does.

Wolf Chuck Norris killed Chuck Norris Wolf before either of them were born.

Chuck Norris Wolf once begged Wolf Chuck Norris to spare him...Wolf Chuck Norris didn't.

[megachu17]

Wolf made Chuck Norris put on a dress and say "I'm a little girl."

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks were inspired by Wolf.

Chuck Norris kill people, Wolf kills gods.

[WisePredator]

Wolf can hold two Aliens by their throat, but Chuck Norris can hold ten Aliens by their throats and kill ten Predators... At the same time!

[megachu17]

Wolf created Chuck Norris so he could laugh at his wimpyness, unfortuantly Wolf never laughs.

[WisePredator]

Wolf uses gadgets, Chuck Norris uses roundhouse kicks.

[megachu17]

Wolf invented death because he needed a pastime, killing Chuck Norris.

[WisePredator]

Chuck Norris invented roundhouse kicks to make Wolf uglier.

[megachu17]

Wolf invented roundhouse kicks to trick Chuck Norris into thinking he was better than Wolf, then Wolf killed him for his insolence.

[Xhan]

Wolf powerbombed God for looking at him. Twice.

[Huol]

Wolf invented pissing contests, which are usually held by two twonks named Megachu and wisepredator.

[WisePredator]

Wolf invented pissing contests, which are usually held by two twonks named Megachu and wisepredator.

Megachu started it