The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

Started by OmegaZilla, Jun 26, 2010, 06:01:54 PM

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Kimarhi

Kimarhi

#2880
You become an expert when your apartment goes all The Shining on you.

Cvalda

Cvalda

#2881
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 12, 2014, 03:00:06 PM
Quote from: GQSioux on Feb 06, 2014, 12:15:48 AM
I don't know why, but I've always loved this behind the scenes pic:



Just curious; is from Aliens?

...how is he --

I just --

what --

:laugh:

Blacklabel

Blacklabel

#2882
.........

Vickers

Vickers

#2883
LOL!

Kimarhi

Kimarhi

#2884
That rascal.

Cvalda

Cvalda

#2885
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 15, 2014, 02:36:45 AM
Quote from: SiL on Feb 15, 2014, 02:30:40 AM
My three legged puppy loves chasing them around the yard.

And by "chasing" I mean "runs in circles around it barking at it trying to get it to play with her".

I'll let that sink in: A three legged puppy, playing with a blue tongue lizard.

You're welcome.


did one of your country's great whites eat the other leg

Aspie

Aspie

#2886
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 08, 2013, 10:59:29 PM
Quote from: coolbreeze on Mar 08, 2013, 10:57:42 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 08, 2013, 10:55:53 PM
Quote from: samoht on Mar 08, 2013, 09:42:24 PM
Convince my girlfriend to try anal.

And what would happen if you get your dick stuck inside of her?

Not something you ever need to be concerned about.

Yeah..because I'm never doing anal. Especially with a guy. I don't want no shit on my penis.


Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 08, 2013, 11:08:52 PM
Quote from: OpenMaw on Mar 08, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
CONDOM! ... I'm just throwing that out there.

True, but no one is going to re-use that shit covered rubber.



OMGGGGGG I CAN'T BREATHE

Vickers

Vickers

#2887
QuoteYeah..because I'm never doing anal. Especially with a guy. I don't want no shit on my penis.

That suspiciously specific denial. :laugh:

Also, he must know lots of people with poor hygiene.

Aspie

Aspie

#2888
this exchange must be carved onto a plaque somewhere

Rong

Rong

#2889
Quote from: Vickers on Feb 19, 2014, 11:00:40 PM
QuoteYeah..because I'm never doing anal. Especially with a guy. I don't want no shit on my penis.

That suspiciously specific denial. :laugh:

Also, he must know lots of people with poor hygiene.

Exactly, dem homophobes.

BANE

BANE

#2890
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 19, 2014, 10:39:30 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 08, 2013, 10:59:29 PM
Yeah..because I'm never doing anal. Especially with a guy. I don't want no shit on my penis.
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Mar 08, 2013, 11:08:52 PM
True, but no one is going to re-use that shit covered rubber.
Obviously Rick never looks before he leaps... :-\

Cvalda

Cvalda

#2891
I regret digging that up now. Rick's foulness only intensifies after burial :-X

Aspie

Aspie

#2892
man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rong

Rong

#2893
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 19, 2014, 11:15:25 PM
man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think everyone came to the conclusion that he doesn't have a partner aspie

TheLoneSpoon

TheLoneSpoon

#2894
is it a girl doe

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