Guns n' Bullets - The Gun Porn Thread

[Huggs]

I need to get some quality time in with the twins.

Holy shit, those look amazing!

They're from Killzone and Resistance.

My two favorite game carbines.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Legit thought the top one was "if Michael Biehn was a weapon, this is what it would look like."

[Huggs]

Legit thought the top one was "if Michael Biehn was a weapon, this is what it would look like."

I'd take it to Hadley's in a heartbeat. It excels in stormy extraterrestrial compound combat, and post nuke scenarios.

[Master Chief]

I'm in California and just recently turned my 10 round mags into 30 rounders, thanks to the new ruling.   

Going to buy a 60 round PMAG D-60 while I still can.  Also looking at the 5 round mag extensions for my HK USP 45.

[Huggs]

Watched a special on one of the gun channels this morning about home protection and all that stuff.

Iron grates on the Windows and fully loaded guns stashed all over the house. I've heard and seen that a lot. I've met guys who keep loaded guns all over the place. Behind every door, in the cabinet, under the bathroom sink. I'm always thinking, that's great but where's the one on your hip? Do these guys not home carry at all?

Some meth head is gonna wind up blasting somebody with their own hardware because they left a fully loaded shotgun by the door that just got kicked in. Makes no sense to me.

And the grates. What if your house catches fire? What if you're asleep and only wake up once the fire has already spread out of control, sealing off the doorways? It would've been nice to not have those Windows barricaded.

I know there's a difference between fear and awareness, but c'mon man.

I don't think I could live in a fortress. If I needed all that to feel safe where I was living, I think I'd just sell the extra guns and gear for gas money and get the hell outta dodge.

[Master Chief]

I don't think I could live in a fortress. If I needed all that to feel safe where I was living, I think I'd just sell the extra guns and gear for gas money and get the hell outta dodge.

Same.  I do, however, like the flag gun safes.  Nice decorative piece with a small arsenal at the ready.

[Huggs]

I went through a phase where I played around with all kinds of tactical doodads and wanted a house that locked down like the one in I am legend. But it passed quickly. Too much money in gear and it just didn't appeal to me anymore. I'm a minimalist, and prefer the mobility and peace of mind that offers in an emergency. That and I'm a firm believer in the grey man philosophy. So I just can't do tactical anymore.

I got fire extinguishers, candles and emergency lights if the power goes out. I have some old motorcycle helmets for tornado season. My rifle is unloaded and in heavy lockdown, and my magnum is always loaded and on me or at least sitting within close reach. If I'm in the bathroom, it's in there with me. The kitchen, the bedroom, etc. I don't want to potentially arm intruders by leaving guns all over the house. I like knowing that the only accessible weapon is in my possession if and when the time comes.

Sh*t happens. I don't wanna give our friend Murphy an edge when it does.

[AhabPredator]

I'm not a tactical timmy, as I avoid having too much bling on my weapons. I generally stop at grips or lights.

[Local Trouble]

How about a good solid melee weapon?

[Huggs]

Are we talking maglites or fleshlites?

[Local Trouble]

Fleshlights are more fun, but all that plastic and silicone hardly makes for a suitable cudgel.

[Master Chief]

How about a good solid melee weapon?

Samurai Sword.  Be prepared to have an awesome one-liner before using it.  "One shall stand, one shall fall", "In the end, there can be only one".  You get the idea.

[AhabPredator]

I'll take a Tonfa anyday.

[Huggs]

My plan is to charge naked with only unlaced combat boots and a pith helmet or pirate hat. Rifle out with a dildo bayonet  affixed. Screaming in my best captain barbosa voice "who wants a f*ckin'?!!"

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

My mental image of what Huggs looks like is currently: