By all means debate it, but you're not gonna come up with anything solid because if that was possible, someone would've done it long before now.
At the end of the day, the screenwriters came up with some off-hand b.s. that doesn't make a lick sense and have freely admitted they gave no shits about it, and as a result I don't see that it's possible to come up with a sensible solution.
That said, some theories have more merit than others (even if they still basically consist of having to make shit up to try and get things to fit), while others are simply disproven by what we see in the movie.
