The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Activates invisibility cloak*

They do not see me... time for some fun...

[Purebreedalien]

Who is your Officer Of Communications?

I can communicate my way out of, or into, any given situation. Does that count?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Who is your Officer Of Communications?

"Our officer of communications is monitor 762, if you wish you may see him once we have collected weapons"
*Checkers hesitates before exiting open elevator*
"Litz informs me that we have a weapons shortage due to Chupa taking too much. You two will have to share these"

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Plants twelve bombs*

Now if I can go up...

[Space Sweeper]

No need, I'm quit fine, thank you.

Mister Purebreed, I thank you for accompanying us.

Checkers, do we have a human Commications Director or Officer?

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Do I... see a spartan laser?

[Purebreedalien]

Who is your Officer Of Communications?

"Our officer of communications is monitor 762, if you wish you may see him once we have collected weapons"
*Checkers hesitates before exiting open elevator*
"Litz informs me that we have a weapons shortage due to Chupa taking too much. You two will have to share these"
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/halo-w2-s5-halo-weapons-pack.jpg

By the power of Grayskull...

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Give me those weapons!!

Please?

[OmegaZilla]

*Lands on the place*
O hai guys
Wazzup? *Puffs cigar*
*Turns head slowly* *Springs Predator blade and bolt-quickly slashes the area in behind*
*Distortions are seen in the air as SpacePredator decloaks, he has a large cut that goes from the right shoulder to the left thigh*
You called?
*SP coughs blood as his upper body falls apart in a gruesome demise*
*Turns head back to the group
Hey guys, Fitz's okay?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

the Exhaustion got to me.

i need coffee!

[Kataclysmic Kaos]

''summons legion of undead machines to the battleground''
GO MY MINIONS, CONQUER THEM ALL!!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Excuse me, if they are machines, how can they be undead? that is highly illogical.

*legion crumbles under its own fallacy*

[OmegaZilla]

Chupacabras defeated the army

with the power of LOGIC

Hail him.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

yes well, some of my victories are defined as similar to David against Goliath. I Disagree. David threw a rock at Goliath's head. What i did is pull the carpet and Curb stomp him.

[Ghost Rider]

*regains awareness.* What happened?