The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Space Sweeper]

*Hello. Yes you very much would. Outside the inner walls there is a spreading infection of The Thing. We have yet to get the stations defenses online so I avise yo- Wait how did you get in this station?*

I was sent here by the Four Walls Build foundation. I'm supposed to be checking up on the work effort, and help in any way that I can. What is this "The Thing" you speak of?

[Purebreedalien]

*Hello. Yes you very much would. Outside the inner walls there is a spreading infection of The Thing. We have yet to get the stations defenses online so I avise yo- Wait how did you get in this station?*

Deadpool, please. I am trying to build a Reality Bomb.

Davros, please. We all know your plan will end in failure.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/DeadpoolReaction.jpg

*Oh hi Puba!Could you help Chupa kill the infected members outside the gates? Chupa hasn't reported in a while *

What's the price? I'll have to kill them after the-guy-who-types-my-answers is back from college.

*The price is 10000 chimichangas

10,000 Chimichangas? Sorry I prefer cash. Maybe throw the chimichangas in as a bonus.

Let me succeed and Cell shall NEVER RETURN.

Sounds like a bribe to me, I mean, if you succeed, we won't even have any reality (or cyber reality) to thrive in, so we won't need to worry about anything anyway. Also, you're so stubborn that even if we do brutally murder you, you'll just come up with some half-assed excuse to still be alive!

I also know for a fact that Davros isn't shielded, because I watched all the Davros episodes!

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*With dying breath activates RB*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hK6uHd8Xw#

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*It is an infectious being that was released by a force unknown to me. It has assimilated a dead member and taken a very popular member. The last soldier we sent out has yet to return so we imagine that he has also been assimilated. Ill assign you a drone to guide you to the weapons locker*

[Purebreedalien]

*With dying breath activates RB*

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090218172921/tardis/images/thumb/0/0f/Reality_bomb_full_size.jpg/275px-Reality_bomb_full_size.jpg

That thing looks like a bosom!

[DJ Pu$$yface]

It's about to destroy reality!

*RB glows and starts to release zetromic energy*

[Space Sweeper]

*It is an infectious being that was released by a force unknown to me. It has assimilated a dead member and taken a very popular member. The last soldier we sent out has yet to return so we imagine that he has also been assimilated. Ill assign you a drone to guide you to the weapons locker*

Let me just..



Get one of my tools..

Let's go.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*With dying breath activates RB*

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090218172921/tardis/images/thumb/0/0f/Reality_bomb_full_size.jpg/275px-Reality_bomb_full_size.jpg

That thing looks like a bosom!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/dplol2.png

*That strip reminds me of this*

*It is an infectious being that was released by a force unknown to me. It has assimilated a dead member and taken a very popular member. The last soldier we sent out has yet to return so we imagine that he has also been assimilated. Ill assign you a drone to guide you to the weapons locker*

Let me just..

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ap_lithgow_dexter_091106_mn.jpg

Get one of my tools..

Let's go.

"To the left please"

[Space Sweeper]

Are you the caretaker of this facility?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

"Not me. The care taker and brain of this facility is the voice you heard earlier. He is Litz"

[Purebreedalien]

*Drops in next to Arthur Mitchell and the drone*l

Hey guys, how's it going? I got a contract here, I'll just follow you.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Ello, I'm the true SP. What be the problem?

[Space Sweeper]

Hey guys, how's it going? I got a contract here, I'll just follow you.

*Loosens grip on hammer*

Well then, drone, I'll call you Checkers for now.
Checkers, how many active personel does this facility contain?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Hey guys, how's it going? I got a contract here, I'll just follow you.

*Loosens grip on hammer*

Well then, drone, I'll call you Checkers for now.
Checkers, how many active personel does this facility contain?

"Well we have over 100 active soldiers using conventional methods of defense at the walls. We also have 50 riot officers and 80 technical soldiers.... I believe we need only head up this elevator now"

[Space Sweeper]

Who is your Officer Of Communications?