The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Lie]

I think you know what happens next



Just like clock work ^_^

[OmegaZilla]

You just reused old pictures!
And again I don't wear freakin wigs!
Clones, get rid of him..

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

NEVER!!!!

*Slices the front of Omegazillas head off with tail like in the AVP 2010 game then impales through the chin and out of the top of the head.*

HAVENT YOU EVER PLAYED GEARS OF WAR?!?!?!

*Completely overwhelms Omegas clones with my 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 clones from MY personal demension. Holds Omegas head up to crowd and roars in victory.*

[OmegaZilla]

You killed a clone, not me.
And you don't know where I am, you never do... *laughs*
And, as stated before... mhmmmm...
You killed 100'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 clones.
100 times...
10'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 Clones arrive for you.
But wait... I have enough of war and cruelty. My poor innocent clones were killed and I don't want anymore to be killed.
Stay in peace.
*Leaves place with Mothership*

Spoiler

*Secretly drops off a pissed Chuck Norris onto Biohazard*

[close]

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Reasons with Chuck (but not before taking many, many punches), Chuck recruits Mr. T and Arnie and jump onto Omegas ship*

*Laughs with insanity*

[OmegaZilla]

Oh c'mon guys, get off of my ship!
*Drops Biohazard*
There, have some coffee!

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

How can you drop me if you are in earths orbit and I am still on earth?
*Epic Facepalm*
Anyways Arnie, Chuck, and Mr. T don't leave with a simple "Get offa my ship!"

[Xenokiller]

Wait...Chuck was with me!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

DAMMIT PEOPLE, STOP ABUSING NUBERS.

USE SCIENTIFIC TERMS:



*releases zombie spore among the 10[raised to]47 clones*


(f**k tripcode, i wasted 15 minutes looking foir the damn little numbers).

[OmegaZilla]

(f**k tripcode, i wasted 15 minutes looking foir the damn little numbers).

Size [of the number] does matter.

[Purebreedalien]

You killed a clone, not me.
And you don't know where I am, you never do... *laughs*
And, as stated before... mhmmmm...
You killed 100'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 clones.
100 times...
10'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 Clones arrive for you.
But wait... I have enough of war and cruelty. My poor innocent clones were killed and I don't want anymore to be killed.
Stay in peace.
*Leaves place with Mothership*

Spoiler

*Secretly drops off a pissed Chuck Norris onto Biohazard*

[close]

Hey! Hey!!! Where's my money! You can't leave me here alone with Chuck f**king Norris! Have you not heard what he can do!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHFe7kdeIo

[Lie]

Hey! Hey!!! Where's my money! You can't leave me here alone with Chuck f**king Norris! Have you not heard what he can do!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHFe7kdeIo

lol thats too funny

[Purebreedalien]

Now. Somebody, whilst Chuck eviscerates BIOHAZARD, get me some chimichangas. I'm getting outta here!

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

I already convinced chuck to leave me alone! He's not eviscerating me!
*another epic facepalm*
NO ONE WILL GIVE YOU CHIMICHANGAS!!!!!! I AM THE MASTER OF MEXICAN FOOD! IF YOU HELP ME KILL OMEGA AND STOP THIS ONGOING WAR YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE CHIMICHANGAS YOU COULD EVER EAT!

[Purebreedalien]

Nah, I don't even like them that much, I just like saying the word.

Chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga.