The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Predator Queen]

{Twiddles fingers} I need more mochi.... I just need more.... I would kill for more...
Wait I would kill anyways!

[Purebreedalien]

Understood God 271 over
*Uses his flame thrower to take out 3 men then uses his wrist rocket to kill 4 more and his sidearm to kill the last two, taking a total of 20 seconds*
Now is one of those times I wish I hadn't left my shotgun at my base.
*Turns to see the hooded man trying to drag Deadpool around a corner*
God 271 take him! Over

Whoopsie, fell asleep again.

*shoots through deadpool and injuries the Hooded man, which escapes limping*

*feels the bullet*

OUCHIE! Now I'm awake!

*sees the limping man*

Trying to escape, huh? Guess I'll take your method -- SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Hears Deadpool and watches the hooded man drop dead*
Always an effective method.

[Purebreedalien]

Correction, the most effective method.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I don't think I'll be using it to get dates good friend.

[Ghost Rider]

*pulls up next to the 2*

Who are you mortals?

[Purebreedalien]

Mortals? Dude, you know who I am.

[Ghost Rider]

Mortals? Dude, you know who I am.

Sorry, I didn't recognize you at first. Who's the other mortal?

[Purebreedalien]

Ahem, I believe I'll let my friend introduce himself.

[OmegaZilla]

*Sips tea in the background*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*drinks coffee on the foreground*

[OmegaZilla]

*Sits near Chupa*
So, how did the nipless Lie stuff come along? Did he surgically take them out?

[King Rathalos]

*Sips tea in the background*

*fights urge to waste tea *

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

My name is Paco Fett.
A skilled bounty hunter and deadly man to cross.
What do you want with us?

[Purebreedalien]

Yeah, I mean, how are we supposed to know if you have a devious plan? You know what I say?

*gets a new gun out of a duffel bag*