Believe it or not, at 20:30 me, myself and I began to watch for the 3rd time
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem, after 2 years of inactivity of my DvD.
I was kind of optimist, thinking I could enjoy it more than the last time. In this latter, right after the vision, the first associative I had in mind was "steaming pile of s**t". So, I thinked I could give a more positive review this time around.
And guess what,
I was wrong. Oh, oh
so wrong.
I'll admit that I wasn't bothered by either creature design - I even kind of
appreciated how the almighty Octopus Man looked (masked) and acted onscreen. The Predalien was nice. The Aliens stood right there doing nothing, but I didn't care much.
Photography is of the worst kind. I hadn't problems seeing what was going on the screen, but still some
more light wouldn't have hurt.
The acting is
top-notch f**ktasticly bad. People in great numbers
die and those guys can't manage do make one,
single different expression? Not that the dialogue was any encouraging anyway, it was really cringe worthy. At the
"Are the monsters gone now mummy?" I almost wanted to impale my own tv.
At the store fight I began to laugh incontrollably. My mother went to see and even looked at me with a WTF kind of expression.
I don't know why, but I laughed how that was pathetically weak scene. And don't get me started at the
"Government doesn't lie to people!" moment.
And sooooo... I ended this film up with only a thing in my mind.
You can guess what.