What made you unhappy today?

[TheSailingRabbit]

No it's not ITS TWITCHING!!!

It was, and then I crushed it with a tissue!

[Huggs]

You're just too bad.

[TheSailingRabbit]

You're just too bad.

[The Old One]

Awful sleep, missed a important appointment.

[HuDaFuK]

Turned on my laptop this morning to discover Microsoft are ending support for Windows 7 next year.

I hate Windows 10.

[Local Trouble]

Same.

[LastSonofKrypton]

Got a wasp nest right outside my bedroom window, just when the weather starts warming up

[Local Trouble]

Like this?

[LastSonofKrypton]

Nothing as fancy as that, just your regular run of the mill wasps

[Baron Von Marlon]

Got a wasp nest right outside my bedroom window, just when the weather starts warming up

Can't you call the firemen?
Over here they take care of those for free.

[TheSailingRabbit]

The absolute worst time for your anxiety to kick in is when you're in the middle of a crowded Walmart, waiting for the pair of creepy-looking people to move away from the freaking half-and-half.

At the same time, you're thinking that Huggs is gonna tell you that you'd look like an employee if you just broke down right then and there.

And you also remind yourself that you're a die-hard Rolstonite and die-hard Rolstonites don't start crying in the grocery store.

[Huggs]

The absolute worst time for your anxiety to kick in is when you're in the middle of a crowded Walmart, waiting for the pair of creepy-looking people to move away from the freaking half-and-half.

At the same time, you're thinking that Huggs is gonna tell you that you'd look like an employee if you just broke down right then and there.

And you also remind yourself that you're a die-hard Rolstonite and die-hard Rolstonites don't start crying in the grocery store.

Show no fear.

Procure the half-and-half by any means necessary

[Local Trouble]

Rolston would just tell the creepy-looking people to get the f**k out of his way.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Rolston would just tell the creepy-looking people to get the f**k out of his way.

. . .

Why do you think of this stuff before me?

[Huggs]

So there's this little cat I've been taking care of since my little one died. He was a stray that came up half past dead and I couldn't just let him starve. So I'm fixing him up and hopefully I can find a good home for him soon.

The trouble is his name. I decided to name him "Earl Jones", which just sounds like the coolest cat name to me. It's cool yet sassy with just a dash of southern twang to it. Like an old country singer with bad hair.

The only problem is, the cat is black and so certain people I know think I named him after James earl Jones. Oh my god. For real?

Must everything in this world boil down to politics? If I wanted to name him after the actor, I'd be calling him James Earl, not Earl Jones. And I usually just call him Earl.