Started by xenomorph36, Dec 26, 2007, 04:38:16 PM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jun 05, 2009, 12:36:45 AMAvP was a shitty excuse for a Alien/Predator movie, but as a stand-alone sci-fi horror adventure flick it was pretty aight and had its moments even though they were few. Anderson might not be Mr. Kurosawa, Kislowski or a Bergman, but he does at least know the fundamentals of basic movie making. AvP:R is just pure dreck! Sure, it had some fun gore effects and Wolf was such brawny macho retard that the testosterone in my shriveled kiwis started pumping caveman juice right into my system - strike another pose Wolfie Boy, bully another Bubbamorph, yeah! But as a movie it was beyond suckage since it wasn't really a movie. They must have edited that thing with a rusty lawnmower and buckets of festering bacon grease, because it had nothing - nothing! It is as if the brothers had no clue what they were doing ...The dialogue was badly written and badly delivered (and not in a cheesy kind of way - it was just bad-bad). The action lagged, was badly timed and since the lighting was non-.... Ah, crap you've heard it a billion times before. We all know that AvP:R sucks, no need to kick this mangled horse carcass any longer.
Quote from: The Demon on Jun 04, 2009, 05:07:13 PM AvPr had better action, creatures looked more from their origins, although the Aliens were poorly portrayed. And of course the notorious darkness issue. even with that, I'd rather see that than AvP.
Quote from: That Yellow Alien on Jun 05, 2009, 05:24:29 AMQuote from: The Demon on Jun 04, 2009, 05:07:13 PM AvPr had better action, creatures looked more from their origins, although the Aliens were poorly portrayed. And of course the notorious darkness issue. even with that, I'd rather see that than AvP.AVPR consisted of about five 30 second Alien beatings. At least AVP had one real mano a mano fight.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 05, 2009, 03:47:26 AMQuote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jun 05, 2009, 12:36:45 AMAvP was a shitty excuse for a Alien/Predator movie, but as a stand-alone sci-fi horror adventure flick it was pretty aight and had its moments even though they were few. Anderson might not be Mr. Kurosawa, Kislowski or a Bergman, but he does at least know the fundamentals of basic movie making. AvP:R is just pure dreck! Sure, it had some fun gore effects and Wolf was such brawny macho retard that the testosterone in my shriveled kiwis started pumping caveman juice right into my system - strike another pose Wolfie Boy, bully another Bubbamorph, yeah! But as a movie it was beyond suckage since it wasn't really a movie. They must have edited that thing with a rusty lawnmower and buckets of festering bacon grease, because it had nothing - nothing! It is as if the brothers had no clue what they were doing ...The dialogue was badly written and badly delivered (and not in a cheesy kind of way - it was just bad-bad). The action lagged, was badly timed and since the lighting was non-.... Ah, crap you've heard it a billion times before. We all know that AvP:R sucks, no need to kick this mangled horse carcass any longer.AvP was the furthest thing possible from sci-fi horror. It didn't even have suspense, never mind horror.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 05, 2009, 03:47:26 AMAvP was the furthest thing possible from sci-fi horror. It didn't even have suspense, never mind horror.
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jun 05, 2009, 09:42:53 PMQuote from: DoomRulz on Jun 05, 2009, 03:47:26 AMAvP was the furthest thing possible from sci-fi horror. It didn't even have suspense, never mind horror.True that. Even so, I kind of found the somewhat claustrophobic temple scenes a little scary... but yeah, horror it is not.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jun 06, 2009, 05:46:10 AMQuote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jun 05, 2009, 09:42:53 PMQuote from: DoomRulz on Jun 05, 2009, 03:47:26 AMAvP was the furthest thing possible from sci-fi horror. It didn't even have suspense, never mind horror.True that. Even so, I kind of found the somewhat claustrophobic temple scenes a little scary... but yeah, horror it is not.Again, more irritating than anything else. Dark hallways, sporadic camera movement, and more of just 'people running away'.