Theology

[maledoro]

[KirklandSignature]

Is that the guy who slaughtered like a thousand or more Palestinians with the jawbone of a donkey?

[maledoro]

Is that the guy who slaughtered like a thousand or more Palestinians with the jawbone of a donkey?

Nah, that was Samson.

Here's another pic from The Awkward Moments Children's Bible:

[Kimarhi]

I read through that bit a few days ago.

[maledoro]

I read through that bit a few days ago.

As in, Sunday in church?

[Kimarhi]

Nope.  I haven't been to church since I was in HS unless you count the sundays I was in basic training and that was mainly as a reprieve to get away from the Drill Sergeants.

I do have a bible the Army gave to me that I'm trying to read through just 'cause.  Way back in the day I think I made it through the gospels before I stopped.  Trying to at least read it once all the way through.  Then I might read the Koran. 

[maledoro]

Here's something you may have read in The Good Book:

[Kimarhi]

lol

[KirklandSignature]

Is that the guy who slaughtered like a thousand or more Palestinians with the jawbone of a donkey?

Nah, that was Samson.

Here's another pic from The Awkward Moments Children's Bible:

Samson get's me lifted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsYEHTyLbeE



Samson would be a good character to use a in a biblical action-comedy movie. Like in the vein of Arnold in Commando where he just obliterates mothaf**kas.

[maledoro]

Deuteronomy 23:13/Ezekiel 4:12

[KirklandSignature]

Deuteronomy 23:13/Ezekiel 4:12

Does the recipe for human shit bread call for using human shit as a fuel source or as an actual ingredient?



http://www.nobeliefs.com/washingtonnews/EzekielBread.htm

[DoomRulz]

Here's something you may have read in The Good Book:

Holy shit, lol. This isn't real, is it?

[maledoro]

Holy shit, lol. This isn't real, is it?

Sure it is. A friend of mine owns an Accord.

[Aspie]

[DoomRulz]

Best comic ever