ALIEN: The Weyland-Yutani Report (S.D. Perry, 160 pages)

[SM]

Teensy bit of difference.

[Local Trouble]

What's wrong with being some kind of a consultant?  Apparently, you saw the Alien movies once (or more)...

[SM]

Whoopy f**king do.

[Local Trouble]

Have you not read it cover to cover already?

[SM]

I've read a couple of versions for the purpose of 'fact checking'.

[Local Trouble]

Then is it fair to say that the published version will have undergone the rigorous process of SMization and is therefore canon?

[SM]

If you inseest, señor.

[Local Trouble]

Therefore SMTM.

[Xenomrph]

Then is it fair to say that the published version will have undergone the rigorous process of SMization and is therefore canon?

It'd have been canon regardless.

[Local Trouble]

Isn't that, like, just your opinion, man?

[Xenomrph]

Mine and likely the opinion of FOX, yes.

[Local Trouble]

Their opinion is moo.

[Xenomrph]

Isn't that, like, your opinion, man?

[Local Trouble]

[Xenomrph]