User Information

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Author Topic: Your most terrible ideas for future Predator movie...  (Read 1067 times)



Naginata
Feb 03, 2019, 06:14:35 PM
Reply #17 on: Feb 03, 2019, 06:14:35 PM
Q
My worst idea is to have Predator translation devices based on TV and radio signals, resulting in their speech being translated into English as Yosemite Sam-speak (or something similarly ridiculous).

"ANY A' YEEW LILLY-LIVERED ROUND-HEADED NO-MANDIBLE-HAVIN' VARMITS WANNA SLAP LEATHER WIT' ME, AAAAAHM THE ROOTN'IST TOOT'NIST ALIEN HUNTER THIS SIDE O' THE PECOS!"

 ;D

I was gonna say "Shakespearean-style Iambic pentameter," but that would would've been a bitch to type.


Kradan
Feb 09, 2019, 11:58:30 PM
Reply #18 on: Feb 09, 2019, 11:58:30 PM
Q
Most terrible idea? Let me try!

Predator now on vacation. There's lovely beach shiny sun warm water. Just paradise. A lot of people. When Predator is bored he just go and tears some of them apart. For fun. Then he makes BBQ out of human body parts. He invites his mates. They eat human meat with a lot of beer and jokes about "how juicy female predators are". Then they go to his house and watch AVPR and laughing a lot. Then Shane Black and Dutch show up. Dutch helps predators to fill up poor Shane with dynamite and then explodes him. Laughing again. Then Dutch tears his own flesh revealing that he is Terminator. There's some arm wrestling between him and Predators. Then they take horses and ride directly into sunset.

THE END






Samhain13
Feb 13, 2019, 03:55:32 PM
Reply #23 on: Feb 13, 2019, 03:55:32 PM
Q
Any plot that Shane Black is involved.








 

Facebook Twitter Instagram Steam RSS Feed