Alien Covenant Fan Reviews

[Huggs]

That's frankenshtone.

[KiramidHead]

Franken-dong.

An enormous Schwanzstucker.

[Huggs]

Franken-dong.

An enormous Schwanzstucker.

Woof!

[Still Collating...]

The lesson is, don't give an android emotions, creativity and impotence.

Neil Degrasse Tyson literally sad this (apart from the impotence). We have no reason to fear AI if we don't give them emotions.
Buuuuut like Holloway said to David. We made you because we could. And I do think that it's inevitable cause we humans are a curious bunch.

[Huggs]

That and the possibility of robot hookers.

Gonna be swattin' us some synthetic booty before the century is out.

[Necronomicon II]

  Bring it all on I say, f**k it. 

[The Old One]

"f**k it" is you all over. 😄

[razeak]

I just watched it for the 3rd time. David is the centerpiece. He is a multi-faceted villain. The other characters are okay, but mostly boring. The neomorph design is cool. The creature CGI was spotty. The xenos were brutal, but die quickly. Not a bad film, but it suffers from dumb characters.

One thing that has kind of nagged at me since last night was that it just somehow feels a bit hollow as a film. I can't put my finger on it (and no I'm not hung up on the origin thing even if it isn't my first choice).  It just seems there was a lot of dead air surrounding it.

[The Old One]

Because it's essentially incomplete.

[Perfect-Organism]

Also, I don't feel that the setting feels Alien.  It's essentially Fables of Aliens in a Green Forest.  I really do try to like this film.  I'm not sure where exactly it falls off the rails for me either, but I know the hollow feeling you speak of.

[The Old One]

It's essentially Alien as a romantic gothic.

[Immortan Jonesy]

The symphony is incomplete 

[The Old One]

Indeed, the song of David-
is not yet over.

[Nightmare Asylum]

A little anemic, without the orchestra.

[Samhain13]

David's fingering days may be over.