Put sticky bombs on goat, rabbit, soundtrack, golf cart, and steel jaw trap. Use device to set off bombs individually when aliens swarm in on them for the attack or stumble on the jaw trap.
Matches + pepper spray = small flamethrower
Axe as a last resort weapon, flashlight to see.
Use golf cart for travel, and to off myself with a boom as they swarm me. (I may not survive, but I can at least take some bitches down with me).
If I do survive then I'll need jerky, water, tent, pillow, manual, wrench, firewood, fire blanket, computer, rope, wire, what matches are left. The magazines, hand sanitizer and tissues will come in handy too.