The movie dialogue thread

[Baron Von Marlon]

You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines.

-A Clockwork Orange

[Immortan Jonesy]

I was a big slut, but I'm not any more. There's always going to be a part of me that's sloppy and dirty, but I like that. With all the other parts of myself.

- Silver Linings Playbook

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

I'm from the ah.. "Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses". Have you ever felt yourself to be exploited in any way?

-BR

[Immortan Jonesy]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

- 300

[Baron Von Marlon]

This was Bob Hope's turf. Frank Sinatra's. Spiro Agnew's.
The place fairly reeked of high-grade Formica and plastic palm trees.
Clearly a high-class refuge for big spenders.

-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas

[Immortan Jonesy]

No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Huggs]

Why didn't I take the blue pill?

- The Matrix

[Immortan Jonesy]

Finish the f**king story, man! What Happened?!

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Baron Von Marlon]

He quit the legal system.
No more polite talking with judges, or journalists either, for that matter.
He was in a revolution now, a revolution in acid, and, boy, it was hard to find people to eat acid with as the age of Nixon wore on.

-Where The Buffalo Roam

[Huggs]

Wow, that was weird.

- Elf

[Immortan Jonesy]

Professor Yamane, I'll be blunt. We want to know if there's a way to kill Godzilla.

- Godzilla (1954 film)

[Baron Von Marlon]

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon.
It's illegal in nine countries.

-Anchorman

[Huggs]

Do you know what it does to you?

-Skyfall

[Immortan Jonesy]

I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

- Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

[Baron Von Marlon]

It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel.
Total loss of all basic motor skills.
Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue.
The mind recoils in horror... unable to communicate with the spinal column...
which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way...
but you can't control it.

-Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas