The Misquote Thread

[Immortan Jonesy]

The fastest way to become enlightened is to argue with people on facebook - Buddha

Looks great, give me a piece of that pie - Harvey Weinstein

No, that's Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don't you? It's important to me that you know that - Harry Potter

Nudes are art, you aren't a hoe, you're a Miguelangelhoe - Mother Teresa

[Vermillion]

You talking to me? - ET

[Huggs]

Are you not entertained? - Ray Charles

[Immortan Jonesy]

I don't always make Alien games, but when I do...what I'm trying to do is scare the living shit out of you - Randy Pitchford

[Huggs]

A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do - Rosie O'Donnell

I don't always make Alien games, but when I do...what I'm trying to do is scare the living shit out of you - Randy Pitchford

The fact that people paid for that game wasn't scary? 

[The Kurgan]

Calgon, take me away! - Edward "Blackbeard" Teach

[The Cruentus]

To be or not to be? that is the question. - Lassie.

[Immortan Jonesy]

Step right up and see the one-eyed monster - Sigmund Freud

Did you accept LV426X7ß*9z> as your savior? - An extraterrestrial equivalent of Saint Peter, holding the Keys and book of alien Heaven.

In space where there is no gravity, doggy style and reverse cowgirl is the same thing - Isaac Newton

[Huggs]

Say it loud! - Walter White

[Vermillion]

"Bond, James Bond" - Willard White

[Huggs]

Jesus loves you - Stephen Hawking

[The Cruentus]

I'll be back. - Walt disney.

[Huggs]

I was wrong - SM

Come with me if you want to live - Buffalo Bill

[Immortan Jonesy]

Star Wars! Star Wars!! We've got a new Star Wars here!!! See? Nobody cares - Fans.

Garfield is a good for nothing, lazy slob who doesn't contribute anything to society! - America's royal family (aka Kardashians)

I'd dock my boat in Natalie's port... man - George Lucas

That's great. It's gonna be great. That's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. That's gonna be great. - A conversation between FOX and Shane Black

James Cameron's Titanic is both one of the best movies ever made, and the worst. How could it be both you ask? How can Lindsay Lohan be both revolting and f**kable? How could Neil Armstrong land on the moon, but never f**k Lindsay Lohan? - Jeremy Jahns.       

[Huggs]

There is nothing in the desert, and no man needs nothing - Aquaman