Favorite Halo Quotes/Dialogue

[Private Hudson]

H1
The very first time I heared a Grunt say " WAHHHH!! NOT AGIAN!!"

H2

When your following Johnson with a banshee, and when you got to the door Johnson blasts open with the Scarab, Johnson says " Hey Bastards!! Knock, Knock!!!"

H3

Sometimes when you kill a Grunt around another Grunt, he says " He was my nipple mate..."

[That Yellow Alien]

One time I killed a Brute, and another one said, "No! He was my lover!" 

[Private Hudson]

One time I killed a Brute, and another one said, "No! He was my lover!" 

WTF!!!???

[Master Chief]

One time I killed a Brute, and another one said, "No! He was my lover!" 

LOL...are you sure he didn't say "he was my brother" 

[Private Hudson]

One time I killed a Brute, and another one said, "No! He was my lover!" 

LOL...are you sure he didn't say "he was my brother" 

I hope he said brother, cause if he said lover I'm gonna roll up into a ball and cower in fear.....

[That Yellow Alien]

I've heard a Brute say both, "he was my pack brother" and "he was my lover" two separate times. Make no mistake, I know what I heard. Make sure to play with the appropriate skull to increase the chances of hearing it.

[Master Chief]

 Crazy...I'll make sure I do that.  Gay brutes...

[Private Hudson]

Okay, time to cower under my bed.....

[That Yellow Alien]

Bow chicka bow wow...

[Private Hudson]

Anyone call for a realy hairy plumber? Bow chicka bow wow
I'm here to lay some pipe. Bow chicka bow wow
So are you a model or famous actress? Bow chicka bow wow
So I hear you have sisters. Bow chicka..Who are twins. Bow wow
Bow chicka bow wow chicka bow wow!!!!

[Wolflow]

H2

Gravemind-"(Chief)This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. (Arbiter) This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."

H3

Gravemind-"Now the gate has been unlatched, headstones pushed aside. Corpses shift and offer room; a fate you must abide."

Arbiter-(to Chief)"We trade one villain for another."

[Private Hudson]

I don't remember those lines....

[Master Chief]

Cortana: "Betcha can't stick it"
Master Chief (Surrounded by multiple sword wielding Elites): (arms plasma grenade) You're on (throws plasma grenade)

Where did you hear that quote from?

[That Yellow Alien]

It's from the Halo 2 E3 demo. The demo is very different from the final product, which is one of the reasons Halo 2 gets the bad rap it does.

[DB]

Guilty Spark: I've been bitch slapped!