Yo, what if there's more super monkeys up in the lab? Maybe they're making an army of 'em up there!
Holy shit! Maybe it's a conspiracy, like on the X-Files! Roswell style!!!
Working in secret with a crew of double-dealing, nicotine-fiending f**ks that're selling out the human race, these supermonkeys will use simian science and their genius IQ's to make man and monkey alike believe that they're the superior species!
-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back