Make People Laugh

[BANE]

Funny, go.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?


Pull the pin and throw it back.

[BANE]

 

That was dreadful. Absolutely dreadful. Now I'll be shitting blood for a month. 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Gave it my best shot, Im not a joke kinda guy, I hate em.
*Leaves thread*

[BANE]

Oh, come back, I'm joking.

[SM]

You were?  I thought you said you wanted jokes that made people laugh?

[Predator Queen]

What if your jokes are like.. uh Inappropriate?

[Aeus]

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?


Cancer.

[BANE]

You were?  I thought you said you wanted jokes that made people laugh?

Clever girl...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?


Cancer.

Not bad...a smile came onto my face.

[First Blood]

Alan Rickman looks like he just shit his pants.

[Sharp Sticks]

So, uh, what's the deal with lampshades?

I mean, we need light, so why do we need shade?

*rimshot*

[maledoro]

A priest, a rabbi and an Indian walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What the hell is this? A joke?"

[SM]

Two eggs sitting in a frying pan.

One turns the other and says 'Hi.  I'm Frank."

The other says "f**k me!  A talking egg!!"






*crickets*

*taptap*
Is this thing on?

[maledoro]

A man with a duck on his head walks into a psychiatrist's office. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The duck says, "You can get this guy off my ass!"

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Oh, come back, I'm joking.

Im being serious tho, I dont like jokes. Im not a funny dude, not intentionally at least.

But heres my next one.

So a pickle says to a man
"Wazzup!?!"
And the man stares and says
"The drug levels inside of me because your a talking pickle"


*Crickets*

Se what I mean?