Thought I'd restart a joke thread to maybe bring a smile to you if you needed a pick me up. One of my favorite my uncle told me.
An old man in a nursing home walks over to an elderly woman reading a crossword puzzle book. He said,"Today's my birthday!"
She said,"No kiddin. I betcha I can tell you exactly how old you are!"
"Really," he says" How?"
She says," It's easy. Pull your pants down"
So, he drops them.
She reaches out, fondles his junk for a few minutes, then says," You're Ninety-Two years old!"
"Thats amazing," He said," How'd you know?!"
And she said,"You told me yesterday!"
