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Author Topic: Just Talk. Part 1  (Read 1246752 times)


ShadowPred
Sep 01, 2012, 01:40:36 AM
Reply #26041 on: Sep 01, 2012, 01:40:36 AM
So what do you all think of Clint Easshole talking to the chair.

I still have no idea what happened with this. I've heard about it, but that's it.


He talked to an empty chair, pretending that Obama was on it. Among other things...Eastwood has lost his mind, sided with evil, and would almost lose respect from me if he wasn't already CLINT EASTWOOD.


Sinister Serenity
Sep 01, 2012, 01:42:40 AM
Reply #26042 on: Sep 01, 2012, 01:42:40 AM
So what do you all think of Clint Easshole talking to the chair.

I still have no idea what happened with this. I've heard about it, but that's it.


He talked to an empty chair, pretending that Obama was on it. Among other things...Eastwood has lost his mind, sided with evil, and would almost lose respect from me if he wasn't already CLINT EASTWOOD.

Yea, that disappointed me.


Effectz
Sep 01, 2012, 02:12:04 AM
Reply #26043 on: Sep 01, 2012, 02:12:04 AM
I'll post Eastwood talking to a chair memes in a bit,I'm on a shite android phone and I've been drinking,AVP watch out I'm coming!


Ok I'm here,lets begin.













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Omegamorph
Sep 01, 2012, 04:24:49 AM
Reply #26044 on: Sep 01, 2012, 04:24:49 AM
f**king shield bugs.

They are cool and everything, but having one flying in your room is like having a damn chopper in here. Moved to another room about 7 metres away and I could still hear it. Gosh.


Effectz
Sep 01, 2012, 04:28:28 AM
Reply #26045 on: Sep 01, 2012, 04:28:28 AM
f**king shield bugs.

They are cool and everything, but having one flying in your room is like having a damn chopper in here. Moved to another room about 7 metres away and I could still hear it. Gosh.

What is a shield bug?I googled this.



They don't look like the flying type though,look heavy and bulky.I'm a different climate/different fauna.I generally bump into these when asleep/watching TV.



Just called house spider.


And the daddy longlegs!these f**kers are noisey.

« Last Edit: Sep 01, 2012, 04:32:49 AM by Effectz »

Sinister Serenity
Sep 01, 2012, 04:33:28 AM
Reply #26046 on: Sep 01, 2012, 04:33:28 AM
f**king shield bugs.

They are cool and everything, but having one flying in your room is like having a damn chopper in here. Moved to another room about 7 metres away and I could still hear it. Gosh.

What is a shield bug?I googled this.



They don't look like the flying type though,look heavy and bulky.I'm a different climate/different fauna.I generally bump into these when asleep/watching TV.



Just called house spider.



And the daddy longlegs!these f**kers are noisey.

You just HAD to post a picture of a spider before I went to bed.

DAMN YOUUUU!!!

Night guys.



RagingDragon
Sep 01, 2012, 04:41:58 AM
Reply #26048 on: Sep 01, 2012, 04:41:58 AM
That's a freak-ass gnarly spider from hell.  That's what mine look like in my house, too. :laugh:  They're around an inch usually, at least, and most often come out at night hauling eight-legged ass across my off-white carpet.  Big f**kers, sometimes get wolf spiders too, but those spiders are good because they eat everything, including other spiders, and they don't even build webs iirc.

But still, they're f**king wolf spiders.



They're f**king badass, as if god let a 13 year old boy design the ultimate spider.



I remember my mom this f**king time when I was a kid growing up in Arizona, I swear that she ran into one on the deck of the pool in the backyard, and my brother and I were in the pool, and she freaked out and ran inside, and came back with a can of blue spray paint.  So she spray paints this huge hairy f**ker, and all of its freak nasty babies come running off its back in some psycho wave in all directions.



It was crazy.

Thanks for readin' my story, yall.

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Cvalda
Sep 01, 2012, 04:46:18 AM
Reply #26050 on: Sep 01, 2012, 04:46:18 AM
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This is why I love you.


Effectz
Sep 01, 2012, 04:47:12 AM
Reply #26051 on: Sep 01, 2012, 04:47:12 AM


And the daddy longlegs!these f**kers are noisey.
The most lound little bastards on earth definitely, I can hear at leat 2 hitting a window somewhere in the house.

Yeah they bounce around the windows aimlessly looking for a way out!

That's a freak-ass gnarly spider from hell.  That's what mine look like in my house, too. :laugh:  They're around an inch usually, at least, and most often come out at night hauling eight-legged ass across my off-white carpet.  Big f**kers, sometimes get wolf spiders too, but those spiders are good because they eat everything, including other spiders, and they don't even build webs iirc.

But still, they're f**king wolf spiders.



They're f**king badass, as if god let a 13 year old boy design the ultimate spider.



I remember my mom this f**king time when I was a kid growing up in Arizona, I swear that she ran into one on the deck of the pool in the backyard, and my brother and I were in the pool, and she freaked out and ran inside, and came back with a can of blue spray paint.  So she spray paints this huge hairy f**ker, and all of its freak nasty babies come running off its back in some psycho wave in all directions.



It was crazy.

Thanks for readin' my story, yall.

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Wheres the General?
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Omegamorph
Sep 01, 2012, 04:50:26 AM
Reply #26052 on: Sep 01, 2012, 04:50:26 AM
Effectz, I did not really bother with identifying the species, but I think it was a green shield/stink bug from the Pentatomidae family. Rather common around here. And they do fly. I could recognize that f**king sound anywhere. Craneflies you mention are also around here and yes, they are pretty annoying, noisy and when one pops up behind you with all these spindly legs it looks like one of the giant Jumanji mosquitoes.

Raging, poor spider!


Sinister Serenity
Sep 01, 2012, 04:53:51 AM
Reply #26053 on: Sep 01, 2012, 04:53:51 AM
That's a freak-ass gnarly spider from hell.  That's what mine look like in my house, too. :laugh:  They're around an inch usually, at least, and most often come out at night hauling eight-legged ass across my off-white carpet.  Big f**kers, sometimes get wolf spiders too, but those spiders are good because they eat everything, including other spiders, and they don't even build webs iirc.

But still, they're f**king wolf spiders.



They're f**king badass, as if god let a 13 year old boy design the ultimate spider.



I remember my mom this f**king time when I was a kid growing up in Arizona, I swear that she ran into one on the deck of the pool in the backyard, and my brother and I were in the pool, and she freaked out and ran inside, and came back with a can of blue spray paint.  So she spray paints this huge hairy f**ker, and all of its freak nasty babies come running off its back in some psycho wave in all directions.



It was crazy.

Thanks for readin' my story, yall.

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f**k. I HAD TO CHECK THE REPLYS ONE MORE TIME.

I hate you.  :'(


RagingDragon
Sep 01, 2012, 04:55:13 AM
Reply #26054 on: Sep 01, 2012, 04:55:13 AM
Wheres the General?
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Tell me the spider dropping off the lamp didn't f**k with you for years every time you turned a lamp off at night.



Raging, poor spider!
I know, but my mother was in a panic.  Bugs make her almost lose control of herself.  She jerked the wheel of her truck because a huge bee flew into her face and swerved across 3 lanes of traffic once, almost running someone off the road. :laugh:

Naturally, I've come to not take life too seriously in my adulthood.


 

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