Melee rush attack on Runner

[markweatherill]

What if they knocked it on its back? It might just lay there, unable to get up, waving its limbs in the air.
Maybe they could sneak up and break off those back pipe things first.

[426Buddy]

No backpipes on the runner

[Kailem]

It's thought of everything!!

[LastSonofKrypton]

What they need to do is devise a concentrated psychological campaign, targeting the Runner's insecurities, it's lack of back pipes, the fact that it has no family, until it's spirit breaks and it gives up.

[The Kurgan]

It will probably just spend a fortune on Back Pipe Force Plus pills and spend it's time on Youtube getting reassured that a lack of back pipes is to blame for all it's failings, that the reason Alien is a timeless masterpiece is all because of Big Chads enormous back pipes, and why it's all the Queens fault, which all makes it even more angry.

[razeak]

The Runner was so violent because of Incel rage? Lol.

[SM]

It's back pipes were MUTILATED because #feminazis.

[Samhain13]

What they need to do is devise a concentrated psychological campaign, targeting the Runner's insecurities, it's lack of back pipes, the fact that it has no family, until it's spirit breaks and it gives up.

It will probably just spend a fortune on Back Pipe Force Plus pills and spend it's time on Youtube getting reassured that a lack of back pipes is to blame for all it's failings, that the reason Alien is a timeless masterpiece is all because of Big Chads enormous back pipes, and why it's all the Queens fault, which all makes it even more angry.

Huh. That's a good one.

[Huggs]

It's back pipes were MUTILATED because #feminazis.

Hehe. I thought you said bagpipes.

Mutilating his instruments, now that's dirty.

[LastSonofKrypton]

It's back pipes were MUTILATED because #feminazis.

All female Ghostbusters and Arya Stark killing the Night King pushed him into this lifestyle

[Sandman 7]

Sorry, a bit off topic. 

After reading this thread and hearing the Aliens character name, I'm imagining a dark steamy corridor on Fiorina 161 with the Alien slowly twisting its head round towards a dark figure with a grey panel on the front of his tunic pointing a DS gun straight at it................"Runner"

[Ronoc]

I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

[Prez]

The original post reminds me of that great old (hoax) story about a group of 42 Cambodian Midget League Fighters battling a lion.

[The Old One]

I'm betting on the Alien.