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Who will win?

Prisoners
3 (8.6%)
Runner
32 (91.4%)

Total Members Voted: 35

Author Topic: Melee rush attack on Runner  (Read 6670 times)

markweatherill
Oct 18, 2019, 10:40:15 AM
Reply #45 on: Oct 18, 2019, 10:40:15 AM
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What if they knocked it on its back? It might just lay there, unable to get up, waving its limbs in the air.
Maybe they could sneak up and break off those back pipe things first.


426Buddy
Oct 18, 2019, 04:19:06 PM
Reply #46 on: Oct 18, 2019, 04:19:06 PM
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No backpipes on the runner


Kailem
Oct 18, 2019, 08:03:40 PM
Reply #47 on: Oct 18, 2019, 08:03:40 PM
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It's thought of everything!!


LastSonofKrypton
Oct 22, 2019, 08:47:13 AM
Reply #48 on: Oct 22, 2019, 08:47:13 AM
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What they need to do is devise a concentrated psychological campaign, targeting the Runner's insecurities, it's lack of back pipes, the fact that it has no family, until it's spirit breaks and it gives up.


The Kurgan
Oct 22, 2019, 09:05:38 AM
Reply #49 on: Oct 22, 2019, 09:05:38 AM
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It will probably just spend a fortune on Back Pipe Force Plus pills and spend it's time on Youtube getting reassured that a lack of back pipes is to blame for all it's failings, that the reason Alien is a timeless masterpiece is all because of Big Chads enormous back pipes, and why it's all the Queens fault, which all makes it even more angry.


razeak
Oct 28, 2019, 12:31:51 AM
Reply #50 on: Oct 28, 2019, 12:31:51 AM
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The Runner was so violent because of Incel rage? Lol.


SM
Oct 28, 2019, 12:34:22 AM
Reply #51 on: Oct 28, 2019, 12:34:22 AM
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It's back pipes were MUTILATED because #feminazis.


Samhain13
Oct 28, 2019, 12:36:43 AM
Reply #52 on: Oct 28, 2019, 12:36:43 AM
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What they need to do is devise a concentrated psychological campaign, targeting the Runner's insecurities, it's lack of back pipes, the fact that it has no family, until it's spirit breaks and it gives up.

It will probably just spend a fortune on Back Pipe Force Plus pills and spend it's time on Youtube getting reassured that a lack of back pipes is to blame for all it's failings, that the reason Alien is a timeless masterpiece is all because of Big Chads enormous back pipes, and why it's all the Queens fault, which all makes it even more angry.

Huh. That's a good one.

« Last Edit: Oct 28, 2019, 12:39:16 AM by Samhain13 »



Sandman 7
Nov 11, 2019, 09:09:49 PM
Reply #55 on: Nov 11, 2019, 09:09:49 PM
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Sorry, a bit off topic. 

After reading this thread and hearing the Aliens character name, I'm imagining a dark steamy corridor on Fiorina 161 with the Alien slowly twisting its head round towards a dark figure with a grey panel on the front of his tunic pointing a DS gun straight at it................"Runner"

« Last Edit: Nov 11, 2019, 09:15:18 PM by Sandman 7 »

Ronoc
Nov 15, 2019, 04:49:06 AM
Reply #56 on: Nov 15, 2019, 04:49:06 AM
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I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.


Prez
Nov 18, 2019, 12:43:39 PM
Reply #57 on: Nov 18, 2019, 12:43:39 PM
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The original post reminds me of that great old (hoax) story about a group of 42 Cambodian Midget League Fighters battling a lion.



 

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