Storm on Area 51

[Kimarhi]

he just wants everybody else to be anteaters like him

[[cancerblack]]

MONICA I aint never ate no bug intentionally and I never will. 

Not even delicious ones like lobster?

Bugs arent insects fool

C'mon man we gotta keep the terms straight or this is an even bigger mess than it inherently is.

MONICA I aint never ate no bug intentionally and I never will. 

Not even delicious ones like lobster?

Just curious, why are you so invested in this debate?

I like playing pedantic word-games with kimmy

[Huggs]

So is there even a plan here? or is this just going to turn into a gigantic tickle fight or something?

[Still Collating...]

If bullets can tickle, then yes.

[Kimarhi]

It's going to be funny until somebody catches a 7.62 tracer from an m240 that sucks out the dudes brain from the back of his skull and lights his hair on fire.

[Immortan Jonesy]

Tangentially related...

In the event that aliens ever contact Earth, the British public is clear on one thing: do not hold a referendum to decide what to do next.

The option to hold a planetary vote on how to respond to inquiring extraterrestrials ranked bottom in a poll of 2,000 Britons asked how humanity's reaction should be determined.

In a survey commissioned by researchers at Oxford University and conducted by Survation, only 11% of respondents thought such a referendum was a good way to agree on Earth's cosmic communications. No other option scored lower. In work presented at the British science festival at Warwick University on Tuesday, Hatfield and Trueblood declared that the most popular option, with 39% of the vote in the poll, was to leave the decision on how to respond to scientists. Other options put to the public hardly fared well. Handing the response to elected representatives won 15% of the vote, while a citizen's assembly of randomly selected adults polled as badly as a global referendum. Nearly a quarter of people who took part, or 23%, confessed they did not know which option was best.

https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1171419535855050753

[Huggs]

10 more days until the armed forces take on the weeaboo nation.

[Local Trouble]

Has the military ever had to deal with a Zerg rush of Naruto runners?

[Samhain13]

Never. They have never trained for a threat like this.

[KiramidHead]

I imagine it will be something like the climax of Rambo 4, only way sillier.

[Immortan Jonesy]

You guys believe this is going to be remembered in some way in the future like a memorial or some weird festival maybe?

[Samhain13]

They could make a memorial or a holiday in its memory.

[KiramidHead]

I mean, we all still learn about Custer, and his biggest contribution to history was being a moron and getting himself killed.

[Samhain13]

Some men just want to watch themselves burn.

[Local Trouble]

Why doesn't the military have sappers out there round the clock hanging c-wire?