They should get Lance Henriksen to do it while he's still around.
Lance Henriksen, Michael Biehn, and William Hope, and they alternate every third word.
Found a bunch more references on the star chart:
Zagreus is from ‘Alien: Echo’
Charon Base (at Gleise 163) is from ‘Aliens: Rogue’
Terraform 3 is from the Kenner Bull Alien’s mini-comic
Arceon Station is the wooden planet from the Vincent Ward Alien3 draft
Sphacteria Fuel Depot is from ‘Aliens: Dead Orbit’
Linna 349 is from the USCM Tech Manual