Since this started, the number of users has jumped 3 fold.
Bunch of voyeurs
Eggmorph me Daddy!
Gently nibbles on left earlobe.
Whispers "ssshhh, not yet. The children are watching"
Bites earlobe and immediately soothes with a kiss and lick.
Pulls back and stares into eyes.
I give the people what they want.
I give them what they need.