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Author Topic: The Misquote Thread  (Read 10894 times)

Aug 04, 2020, 10:32:22 PM
Reply #330 on: Aug 04, 2020, 10:32:22 PM
But, I don't necessarily mind if people make some stuff up, along the way. Just as long as they don't post anything meant to insult or misrepresent an actual person for the sake of meanness.

Thank you, Master Huggs

Aug 05, 2020, 11:11:41 PM
Reply #331 on: Aug 05, 2020, 11:11:41 PM
I don't care if his weenie's hanging out, it doesn't mean anything. He's got his shank, and he's got his boots - Captain Qwark

« Last Edit: Aug 05, 2020, 11:41:30 PM by Huggs »

Aug 23, 2020, 01:08:52 AM
Reply #332 on: Aug 23, 2020, 01:08:52 AM
Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?! Isn't that why you're here?- Mr. Miyagi

Immortan Jonesy
Sep 03, 2020, 12:54:49 AM
Reply #333 on: Sep 03, 2020, 12:54:49 AM
Life is long and hard. Suck me the life - Gandhi Pitchford

Sep 11, 2020, 03:03:30 AM
Reply #334 on: Sep 11, 2020, 03:03:30 AM
I slipped, on what I can only hope...was an old burrito - (Anthony Hopkins) Hannibal Lector

Xeno Killer 2179
Nov 10, 2020, 01:49:58 AM
Reply #335 on: Nov 10, 2020, 01:49:58 AM
Bag and gag this nazi muffin  -Gandhi

But beware the risk of cheating the plan, disrespecting the design... could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper - and you don't even want to f**k with that MacDaddy. -David Icke

You are privy to a great becoming, yet you recognize nothing. It is not fear you owe me, it is awe. -Nicholas Cage

I know what you're thinking: "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?  -Mother Teresa

I don't know what the hell that is, but I lick it anyways.  -Michael Douglas

Bowels in, or bowels out?  -Mr. Rogers

They killed the giggler! They had no right doing that. -Pennywise

I'm a firin' my lasa. -Farmer in Malaysia

We are the children of the stars. -Carrie Mathison

I do drugs and I kill people. Whatever, I do what I want.  -God

You won't like me when I'm angry.  -Richard Simmons

This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.  -Barney

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.  -Paul Kersey

Mock me and your suffering will be legendary even in hell. -The Pope

...You're going to enjoy it, and I'm going to enjoy making you enjoy it.-Justin Bieber

Quaid, start the reactor. -L. Ron Hubbard

One of us, one of us, Gooble gobble, Gooble gobble. -Joseph Smith

« Last Edit: Nov 10, 2020, 06:44:44 AM by Xeno Killer 2179 »

Immortan Jonesy
Nov 13, 2020, 06:09:13 PM
Reply #336 on: Nov 13, 2020, 06:09:13 PM
"Watch how the tinder burn between my fingers and it says: bow wow wow, yipi jow following the saying;

smoke! smoke!! smoke!!!

Violating time, leaving you puzzled. Twenty-one dry, abracadabra chupacabra. A penetration to the black hole of sick space...

la la la la la la la!!!!!!

Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Redman no, they don't compare to the chup chupacabra" - Dana Scully

« Last Edit: Nov 13, 2020, 06:39:23 PM by Immortan Jonesy »

Xeno Killer 2179
Nov 16, 2020, 12:42:07 AM
Reply #337 on: Nov 16, 2020, 12:42:07 AM
Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? I mean, look, you don't even got a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down? -Anne Frank

I can do nasty. -Mr. Clean

It's 3a.m. in the morning
put my key in the door and
bodies laying all over the floor
and I don't remember how they got there
but I guess I must have killed 'em, killed 'em
-Willy Wonka

Buckle up your seat belt Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye bye. -Ronald Mcdonald

Did you know I'm utterly insane? -Santa's little helper

« Last Edit: Nov 26, 2020, 03:51:06 AM by Xeno Killer 2179 »


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