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Author Topic: The Misquote Thread  (Read 9965 times)

Immortan Jonesy
Mar 26, 2020, 05:40:27 PM
Reply #315 on: Mar 26, 2020, 05:40:27 PM
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I was homophobic because I obviously didn't know that I was lesbian - Laura Ingraham


Immortan Jonesy
Apr 05, 2020, 12:08:37 AM
Reply #316 on: Apr 05, 2020, 12:08:37 AM
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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see - Alec Baldwin


Huggs
Apr 07, 2020, 03:18:56 AM
Reply #317 on: Apr 07, 2020, 03:18:56 AM
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I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time - Dominic Toretto


Immortan Jonesy
Jul 01, 2020, 11:59:25 PM
Reply #318 on: Jul 01, 2020, 11:59:25 PM
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No one hated it more than me; to this day, no one hates it more than me - James Cameron.


Huggs
Jul 02, 2020, 12:15:55 AM
Reply #319 on: Jul 02, 2020, 12:15:55 AM
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I am sick and tired of these muthaf***in snakes - Cleopatra


Huggs
Jul 04, 2020, 10:05:13 PM
Reply #320 on: Jul 04, 2020, 10:05:13 PM
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Guns, lots of guns - Batman


Huggs
Jul 17, 2020, 04:22:11 AM
Reply #321 on: Jul 17, 2020, 04:22:11 AM
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The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me - Big Boss


Immortan Jonesy
Jul 18, 2020, 06:01:21 AM
Reply #322 on: Jul 18, 2020, 06:01:21 AM
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People in the Alien movies never poops cuz unlike David, everyone is a robot - Scified


Huggs
Jul 27, 2020, 10:30:14 PM
Reply #323 on: Jul 27, 2020, 10:30:14 PM
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We will fight them on the beaches - Private James Ryan


AliceApocalypse
Jul 28, 2020, 07:00:19 PM
Reply #324 on: Jul 28, 2020, 07:00:19 PM
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What did he just say?

He said there's corn coming in.

~ Terminator

« Last Edit: Jul 31, 2020, 03:12:04 PM by AliceApocalypse »

Huggs
Jul 30, 2020, 11:29:40 PM
Reply #325 on: Jul 30, 2020, 11:29:40 PM
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"A couple of be-hotches, why not? It's the hard knock life" - Emeril Lagasse


Immortan Jonesy
Aug 04, 2020, 02:01:39 PM
Reply #326 on: Aug 04, 2020, 02:01:39 PM
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There's a creature born from you today. His name is Perfect Organism. And he is the closest thing to a son I will ever have. Fortunately, he is not human. He will die but he will grow up in 5 seconds, like a penis - David 8


Kradan
Aug 04, 2020, 07:14:30 PM
Reply #327 on: Aug 04, 2020, 07:14:30 PM
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Oh, so you don't have to use actual quotes ?

"Open that f**king portal already, for god's sake" - GLADOS

"I'm weirdly attracted to you. I don't know, maybe it's your voice" - G-Man

"My life is so miserable they've made a movie about it" - Joker

"I can't fit through. It's too small for me!" - Alien

"ClickClickClickClickClickClic kClickClick" - Predator

"Why I wanna kill humanity? Ask Skynet" - The Last Engineer

"Nooooooooo! I don't have daddy issues ! I don't have such thing as " daddy issues" in my database" - David 8

"Until I die" - Ridley Scott

"Once a decade" - James Cameron

"All you have to do is kick Arnold's ass" -John Mctiernan

"CIA guys are a-holes. Also, they hunt aliens" - Stephen Hopkins

*rolling on the floor in pain and tears at the mentioning of number 3* - David Fincher

"Weirdness is my second name" - Jean Pierre Jeunet

"I actually liked first AvP" - Paul W. S. Anderson

"We love these franchises. Have we mentioned we're super fans, too ?" - The Strause Brothers

"It was cheap and fast" - Nimrod Antal

"I was in the first one so I sure know how to do it" - Shane Black

« Last Edit: Aug 04, 2020, 07:41:27 PM by Kradan »

Huggs
Aug 04, 2020, 08:51:41 PM
Reply #328 on: Aug 04, 2020, 08:51:41 PM
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The idea is to use actual quotes, yes. From movies, songs, books, famous speeches, etc.

But, I don't necessarily mind if people make some stuff up, along the way. Just as long as they don't post anything meant to insult or misrepresent an actual person for the sake of meanness.


Immortan Jonesy
Aug 04, 2020, 09:23:25 PM
Reply #329 on: Aug 04, 2020, 09:23:25 PM
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits - Albert Einstein

Edit: He never said that, regardless of what the mainstream thinks.  :laugh:


 

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