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Author Topic: Sounds like there was an alternate ending!  (Read 12393 times)


Huggs
Jan 09, 2019, 03:21:02 AM
Reply #556 on: Jan 09, 2019, 03:21:02 AM
Q
What would an Alien birthed from ET look like?

An alien with an even more dick-shaped head ?  ;D
Lol!
Think that's wild, wait until you see it's little mouth.

Which one?



whiterabbit
Jan 09, 2019, 10:07:37 AM
Reply #558 on: Jan 09, 2019, 10:07:37 AM
Q
What would an Alien birthed from ET look like?

An alien with an even more dick-shaped head ?  ;D
Lol!
Think that's wild, wait until you see it's little mouth.
It glows!  :o
Just the tip.

But ET looks more like a scrotum than a phallus so lose the little mouth and have a little scrotum drop down instead.

Back on the even more insane in the membrane alternative acts... ET in the pod would have made much more sense. ET was intercepted on his journey home and is an intergalactically protected species. At least the motive would have been clear. And the upgrade Predator should have had a cowboy hat and giant belt buckle.


Mr. Clemens
Jan 09, 2019, 10:11:07 PM
Reply #559 on: Jan 09, 2019, 10:11:07 PM
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Speak & Spell: "That is correct. Now, spell 'Xenomorph'.

Gert (frantically typing on Speak & Spell): "EMERGENCY OVERRIDE 100375. WHAT IS SPECIAL ORDER 937?"

Speak & Spell: "That is incorrect. 'Xenomorph' is spelled X-E-N-"

[Speak & Spell impaled by alien tail]


Wysps
Jan 09, 2019, 11:17:42 PM
Reply #560 on: Jan 09, 2019, 11:17:42 PM
Q
What would an Alien birthed from ET look like?

An alien with an even more dick-shaped head ?  ;D
Lol!
Think that's wild, wait until you see it's little mouth.
It glows!  :o
Just the tip.

But ET looks more like a scrotum than a phallus so lose the little mouth and have a little scrotum drop down instead.

Back on the even more insane in the membrane alternative acts... ET in the pod would have made much more sense. ET was intercepted on his journey home and is an intergalactically protected species. At least the motive would have been clear. And the upgrade Predator should have had a cowboy hat and giant belt buckle.

Oh my  :o :laugh:


Huggs
Jan 10, 2019, 01:34:49 AM
Reply #561 on: Jan 10, 2019, 01:34:49 AM
Q
What would an Alien birthed from ET look like?

An alien with an even more dick-shaped head ?  ;D
Lol!
Think that's wild, wait until you see it's little mouth.
It glows!  :o
Just the tip.

But ET looks more like a scrotum than a phallus so lose the little mouth and have a little scrotum drop down instead.

Back on the even more insane in the membrane alternative acts... ET in the pod would have made much more sense. ET was intercepted on his journey home and is an intergalactically protected species. At least the motive would have been clear. And the upgrade Predator should have had a cowboy hat and giant belt buckle.

No spurs?



TheSailingRabbit
Jan 10, 2019, 07:19:19 PM
Reply #563 on: Jan 10, 2019, 07:19:19 PM
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Hmm, no "Stay on target" gif.



Probably because the alternate endings are nonsensical enough.

Now, if I started talking about how to bake Reese's Peanut Butter Cup cookies while trimming the cat's nails, then we'd get a "Stay on target" gif.

Wait.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: Jan 10, 2019, 07:22:21 PM by TheSailingRabbit »

Daniil
Jan 10, 2019, 08:42:48 PM
Reply #564 on: Jan 10, 2019, 08:42:48 PM
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Do i the only one who firstly thought "Hey, that sounds like cool idea"


whiterabbit
Jan 10, 2019, 10:48:50 PM
Reply #565 on: Jan 10, 2019, 10:48:50 PM
Q
What would an Alien birthed from ET look like?

An alien with an even more dick-shaped head ?  ;D
Lol!
Think that's wild, wait until you see it's little mouth.
It glows!  :o
Just the tip.

But ET looks more like a scrotum than a phallus so lose the little mouth and have a little scrotum drop down instead.

Back on the even more insane in the membrane alternative acts... ET in the pod would have made much more sense. ET was intercepted on his journey home and is an intergalactically protected species. At least the motive would have been clear. And the upgrade Predator should have had a cowboy hat and giant belt buckle.

No spurs?
Being a Black movie of course they're should have been spurs included.

Hmm, no "Stay on target" gif.




Yea, stay of target just like Traeger did right?



whiterabbit
Jan 11, 2019, 03:05:30 AM
Reply #567 on: Jan 11, 2019, 03:05:30 AM
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Well it doesn't matter, all I know is someone shot themselves in the back of the head with those alternative endings.


redalert51
Jan 14, 2019, 11:43:37 PM
Reply #568 on: Jan 14, 2019, 11:43:37 PM
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I would like  to know what her role was going to be .. I heard of another ending with a Xenomorph jumping out of the pod  .....


XenoHunter99
Jan 15, 2019, 11:47:38 AM
Reply #569 on: Jan 15, 2019, 11:47:38 AM
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All those endings send the storyline off the rails. There hasn't been any sign of time travel in Alien or Predator. That's a Terminator thing.


 

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