Your most terrible ideas for future Predator movies.

Started by The Kurgan, Nov 18, 2018, 08:35:48 AM

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Your most terrible ideas for future Predator movies. (Read 3,038 times)

darcevil

Quote from: funk_master_chunk on Nov 27, 2018, 10:15:38 PM
"Spreadator"
Sorry but the thread topic is terrible ideas, not best ideas.

Huggs

Quote from: darcevil on Jan 07, 2019, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: funk_master_chunk on Nov 27, 2018, 10:15:38 PM
"Spreadator"
Sorry but the thread topic is terrible ideas, not best ideas.

So are we talking table top or VR?  ;D

Naginata

My worst idea is to have Predator translation devices based on TV and radio signals, resulting in their speech being translated into English as Yosemite Sam-speak (or something similarly ridiculous).

"ANY A' YEEW LILLY-LIVERED ROUND-HEADED NO-MANDIBLE-HAVIN' VARMITS WANNA SLAP LEATHER WIT' ME, AAAAAHM THE ROOTN'IST TOOT'NIST ALIEN HUNTER THIS SIDE O' THE PECOS!"

;D

I was gonna say "Shakespearean-style Iambic pentameter," but that would would've been a bitch to type.

Kradan

Most terrible idea? Let me try!

Predator now on vacation. There's lovely beach shiny sun warm water. Just paradise. A lot of people. When Predator is bored he just go and tears some of them apart. For fun. Then he makes BBQ out of human body parts. He invites his mates. They eat human meat with a lot of beer and jokes about "how juicy female predators are". Then they go to his house and watch AVPR and laughing a lot. Then Shane Black and Dutch show up. Dutch helps predators to fill up poor Shane with dynamite and then explodes him. Laughing again. Then Dutch tears his own flesh revealing that he is Terminator. There's some arm wrestling between him and Predators. Then they take horses and ride directly into sunset.

THE END

Local Trouble

A prequel to P2 about Lambert's underwear.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 13, 2019, 02:17:01 AM
A prequel to P2 about Lambert's underwear.

. . .

Don't.

Local Trouble


Drukathi

Any plot that uses Predator Killer.

Samhain13

Any plot that Shane Black is involved.

Kradan

Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 13, 2019, 02:17:01 AM
A prequel to P2 about Lambert's underwear.

:o ... ???... :)... :D... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 13, 2019, 02:17:01 AM
A prequel to P2 about Lambert's underwear.

Now why didn't I think of that?



TheSailingRabbit


Local Trouble

Sounds like the idea is gaining traction.

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 13, 2019, 11:47:43 PM
Sounds like the idea is gaining traction.

Like Jerry's underwear.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 13, 2019, 11:56:09 PM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 13, 2019, 11:47:43 PM
Sounds like the idea is gaining traction.

Like Jerry's underwear.

You really shouldn't be giving me ideas.

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